Doesn’t scan and you still need a melody.
How about something based on the Greatest American Hero theme? (I hope no footnotes are needed to explain the significance.)
Throw a beat on it and rap it yo. I’m not trying to pretend it’s someone elses song.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the hating of the queers
They all have AIDS and molest kids - at least, that’s what I hear
Let us outlaw them entirely and alleviate our fears
The GOP march on!
Glory, glory Halliburton!
Glory, glory Halliburton!
Glory, glory Halliburton!
The GOP march on!
We also had some good times when we overthrew Saddam
Ten thousand died as we pulled off a lovely little scam
Our special int’rests paid us, though, so we don’t give a damn
The GOP march on!
<insert verses to taste>
But we can’t repeat the tricks we used when we defeated Gore
Like finding nigger Democrats and showing them the door
This time we need some real votes for Dubya in '04
Or the GOP are gone…
Good one! I’ve got one that isn’t exactly about Bush (I hope!) but it’s timely:
Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Dark Lord Antichrist
He is humorous and handsome and he isn’t very nice
We’ll get along just fine if you don’t make him tell you twice
Apocalypse today!
Gory, gory Armageddon
Gory, gory Armageddon
Gory, gory Armageddon
Apocalypse today!
It’s really most annoying, with the rains of flaming pitch
And the things that bite and things that burn and things that sting and itch
But, oh, that Whore of Babylon’s a lusty, royal bitch!
Apocalypse today!
(chorus)
It’s really most confusing, with the Horsemen in the skies
And the seven seals, and seven plagues, and lambs with seven eyes
But we get no fun from Jesus, so bring on the Prince of Lies!
Apocalypse today!
(chorus)
Really, I had never opened this thread before when I typed this in GD:
To the tune of that oldie war anthem: We Did It Before and We Can Do It Again:
*We voted a Bush out and we can do it again…
and we will do it again…
We did it before, we’ll do it again… *