Please make me laugh. (Need answer fast)

There are quite a few more pictures of the server over here.

A man walks into a bar.

He says “OUCH”.

Ann Coulter walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey, why the long face?”

voted best joke in australia.

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s
a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: “I think you’ll find that I wasn’t talking to you.”