Ooh, the deadline is fast approaching. I want to stay, really I do. I’ll pay the five bucks and everything! But I don’t have a credit card (because, really, when you’re as irresponsible as I am…) and I really, really don’t want to use PayPal. I promise, if you email me your mailing address, I will send you a five dollar bill/money order/personal check, whatever. I’ll even send it Next Day, if you want me to! I’ll pay you back, I swear!
Just, please, don’t make me use PayPal! 
The charity of others convinces me to do the same. I’ll be glad to help you out.
Is there anyway to combine this thread with the super-active ATMB thread of the same nature?
Coldie? Cajun? Anyone? :o
Lucky for you you didn’t post there in the first place. I haven’t read that thread and thus you wouldn’t be benefiting from the Johnny Bravo Memorial Straight Dope Scholarship.
(I suppose it would be more accurate to call it The Johnny Bravo Memorial Straight Dope Student Loan).
I thank you, Johnny Bravo. 
If you haven’t already, kindly email me with your name and address so I might reimburse you.