Try having someone sucking and biting on a lollipop or other hard candy in a cubicle behind you. This is, of course, after a lunch replete with smacking and open-mouth chewing noises.
I am staying temporarily with some friends until the first of the year, and he has atrocious table manners. I’ve lost my appetite several times trying to eat at the same table, it’s so nasty. Smacking, mouth open chewing, talking while chewing. Then after, as if that we’re enough, this weird toothpick chewing/sucking in/smacking sound. Holy Christ, get me out of here.
I’m the same way…a perfectly good company paid for lunch and I threw most of it away. Disgusting. Sorry, but come on now, people! I should tape him and play it sometime.
My dad grunts and snorts and sucks down food with sounds resmbling a full grown hog.
I consider it a diet plan for me, because I cannot eat when he’s in the same room. The noises are far too nauseating.
He can’t even take a breath without grunting, and this is entirely due to the fact that he has a very sedentary lifestyle and does NOTHING BUT EAT.
Yes, I’ve advised him to see a doctor. The doctor has told him if he continues these habits, he will be dead very soon. He refuses to change his life, so he will probably lose it. Horrible.
An old cow-orker used to smack his food when he ate which, of course, made me want to smack him upside the head. It was like he was trying to suck every last bit of taste out of each morsel and it sounded like you were trying to eat next to a vacuum pump. I soon found ways to avoid ever eating with him again.
