Please stop submitting searchs!!

I recently submitted a search which apparently is queued to run in 2020. I would appreciate it if other people didn’t butt in. However if I die before it runs, my apologies to the hamster.

Dear don’t ask:
We expedited your search and regret to inform you that there are no threads in the archives with a combination of your keywords: pink dildo man fun

If you are interested in another slot at a future date, please refine your search and resubmit.

DMark - that would be funny, except that on this board those terms would turn up about 7 billion threads. Add the word “chicken” and you’re up in the trillions.

So *you’re * the one!
Hey guys, over here, I found him!!