Please stop whining about the fucking smileys already

The BBQ Pit
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For Christ’s sake, people. If I see one more thread in which people bitch, moan, and complain about how we don’t have colored smileys anymore, I think I’m going to scream.

It’s not enough that we finally have the board back after, what, three weeks of hiatus? It’s not enough that Jerry and whoever else spent all the time and effort involved in getting us back online with new ‘n’ improved software. I guess it’s just not good enough to be able to come here and ask general questions and share our humble opinions and discuss art, music, politics, and whatever the hell else is on our minds with the most amazing group of people ever to share a message board. No, we have to have our goddamn colorful smileys too! God forbid we should have to post with a yellow smiley instead of a green one! The sky might fall down!

I mean, seriously, can we just all get the fuck over the non-colorful smileys? And while we’re at it, let’s cease and desist from whining about the lack of avatars, the link colors, and every other piddling little cosmetic feature that the board lacks or is not implementing to your precise specifications, or whatever. I’m just sick and tired of reading all of this crap; be happy the damn board is back and quit’cher bitchin’, already.

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Yeah! And stop all that annoying crap about Jar Jar Binks, too!

All you folks do is make up more and more totally reprehensible, unimaginative and thoughtless comments about a truly endearing, lovable character that really fills a role in the StarWars universe left untouched by the scandelous and irrefutably criminal personas that populate the “first” three movies!!

:rolleyes:

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Nope.

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Where’s ChiefScott when we need him!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Screw the fuckin’ colored smileys, I want smashie, dammit…

(Users of the temp board know of what I speak)

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Enough wit’ the fuckin Smiley’s how bout’ some middle fingers with smiley’s next to them?
WOW this Pit sure is a stress reliever!!! Fuck em all!!!
I say we take the smiley’s hostage…Yeah… just for the hell of it!!! No money no demands…nothin!
Punch them in their fuckin heads and “Crush Their Heads” like The Kids In The Hall used to do!!! Or how bout’ we get em’ on the floor like a little brother that we wrestle with and flick their ears n shit and dummy slap their forheads!!!
Alright we can let them go I guess:rolleyes:

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people, people, please! we dont say ‘colored’ anymore, we say ‘african-american.’

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Dear lord.

My question is,“Why do we make it easier to use the smilies?”
Do we distribute gallons of gasoline and matches to pyromaniacs?

If we got to have 'em, let’s make the bastardous morons who wish to use 'em work for 'em.

Needless to say, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, fuckin’ hate smilies with every fiber of my being! But you knew that already…

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Yeah? Well I have a complaint.

This monochromaticalation has ruined the straight dope art thread.

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Please do not put this kind of rant in this forum.

All complaints about complaints about Smilie Aesthetics should be put through the Private Messaging system.