Please submit to Einstein's Tongue

With the kind permission of C.K. Dexter Haven, I present this call for submissions:

EINSTEIN’S TONGUE: The Journal of Whimsical Genius is currently
accepting submissions for its first and second issues. The Tongue is edited
by William Kowalski and Angela Klaassen. Our goal is to produce a
quarterly online journal featuring excellent work from all disciplines:
fiction, all forms of non-fiction, poetry, music, and art. “Genius”, in this
context, means accessing that inner spark of the sublime that exists in
all of us. We are interested in creative expressions that play with
expectations, push boundaries, and raise eyebrows. Please visit us at
EinsteinsTongue.com <http://EinsteinsTongue.com > to read our more detailed
guidelines for submission.

Please let me know if you have any questions, either here in this thread or via the submissions address on the site.

Hmmm. I have something I may send to you.

Ditto.

Looking forward to reading, seeing, viewing (depending on the medium) them.

I’ll take Physicist Pick-up Lines for $400, Alex.

You might almost think someone planned it that way. :wink:

I won’t bump this thread again, but we’re getting such great stuff that I don’t want the trend to end . Not just yet, anyway. If you have some product of whimsy or of genius tucked away, or if you know of someone who does, please send it in or pass the word. We may be looking at the second issue now. Thanks, everyone!

What length limits do you have? :wink:

The official guidelines say “please query first for pieces over 2500 words”, but for you I’d make an exception, 'cause you are exceptional.

According to Guinness World Records, that would be 9.5cm . :smiley:

Warning: Link actually has picture of said person sticking out his tongue. Ew.

Wow. And I thought I was gifted.

Sampiro - didn’t you oblige me with A Deadwood Christmas Carol? That should be submitted, along with several others from that thread (by the authors, of course).

I foresee a Very Special Christmas issue in the future.