It maybe very important. Someone may be trying to give me millions of dollars or enlarge my (nonexistant) penis.
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These elegant mademoiselles are ready for a firm
ass-pounding 2nite :
(There was a link here, but I removed it. Ayesha)
takke-0fff : quadrifoliateusque.com/xxt/
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darn therefrom myopia aminobenzoic politician .
This translates mostly as “I’m a goddamn dirty bastard spammer, and I’ll put a bunch of random gibberish in my spam so that it’s harder for autmatic filters to catch it. Now excuse me while I go rape my grandmother.”
It is one of my favourite pieces, reminiscent of Frost. Roughly translated I think it goes:
The bulb on the left.
She tells me what she planted
He puts away the hose and swears at the gang’s leader.
These elegant mademoiselles are ready for a firm
ass pounding tonight but won’t take on horses.
Animal, vegetable, mineral.
She lays with apologetic European journalists surveying the scene.
Lisbon surprises her, maybe it’s the acid.
Or else the game of softball - hit it, mobility, catch it.
If Crocodile Dundee had gone to university the rules would be different.
She goes on and on about her teeth and how the Baron says red wine will stain them.
If she is drunk enough on Montrachet she may get it on with one of those dancing stallions.
Or a moose with dreadlocks.
And her elevated womanhood will bear no fruit
Although the French king while in Spain chose her body.
Hard labour for drunks and
underground hotel breakfast omelettte makers.
And at noon the mayor falls down the hill.
The number of times he rolls is easily counted.
Jill watches, calculating waiting foir Valentines.
But the blind politician under the influence of drugs blows a convulsive tune on his harmonica.
“The donkey and hammer are
intertwined with fire taste
and the driveway.
I saw it when pencil
Had to fought before future
when said froggy hole
bite regicide, in hockey fog.
Silent thereforto lightning in large
hemets. A ice monarchial tuba.”
Exept for the porn site, that’s what the email said. Exactly what it said.
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And from my good friend, Headhunters I. Calcified:
