Hey!
Great, now I’ve become notorious.
“Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.”
–Othello, Act 3, scene 3
Oh, and Chronos–you can delete “steady” from the above quotation as being superfluous.
Speak for yourself, Ayesha! 
Welcome to little_tigger! Brat, have you told her about the nude photos for newbies just yet?
Oh, and if, based on this infidelity, you find Bratman to be a two timing bastard, then you’ll be happy to know that two of the SDMB’s biggest flirts are on this thread. Chief Scott is one, modesty prevents me from naming the other one.
(Stop snickering, the rest of you!)
Seriously, Brat’s a great guy!
::holding my head un my hands::
She had to call me Boo-Boo here of all places!!!
And Dry, the newbies are supposed to email me their nude pix, but in this case, it’s hardly necessary. 
Thanks for welcoming your beautiful girlfriend to the SDMB!
I gotta ask, BooBoo, why would you want the poor girl subjected to the horror of it all?
Oh, and go here to register YOUR vote on whether you should change your name http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29810
BwaHaHaHa!
Welcome little_tiger!
-Sam
I’m subjecting her to horror? Who’s being called Boo-Boo around here now?
Sweetheart, you owe me for this.
Um, DRY, what I said (or at least, implied) was that so long as you’re available, the rest of us don’t stand a chance with the ladies. How is this slander? ChiefScott, on the other hand, isn’t any serious competition, but all of his begging can get annoying at times
And yes, Chiefie, that was deliberate.
Gee, I wonder how Boo Boo will want to be paid back. Just take a look at his web page and wonder . . . hmm.
Chronos, other than the fact that DRY seems to have all of the works of Shakespeare memorized (or he has no life, or both), how do none of the rest of us stand a chance? Last I heard I was on the laminated lists of several dopers. And I even have half a chance with half of them!
I will perform the ultimate sacrifice and accept her nude photos on your behalf, since you are obviously disqualified in this instance. (If Shayna can fill in for Techchick, on the SDMB pictures, I must do my part, too)
I withdraw my previous comment.
“I thank you for our voices: thank you:
Your most sweet voices”
–Coriolanus, Act 2, scene iii
::switching to pitiful mode::
Unfortunately, I know better. The only thing I can inspire the ladies to do is laugh at me. I make all of you look better by contrast! As for me:
“The miserable have no other medicine,
But only hope.”
–Measure for Measure, Act 3, scene i
First of all, it’s the second option (no life).
::switching to arrogant mode::
But hey, from at least one important quarter, I’ve got respect. As referenced in my last post in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29573
But of course you have a chance:
“The world is grown so bad,
That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch”
–Richard III, Act 1, scene iii
Booboos Little Tigger, welcome again. I do hope that you’ll enjoy yourself here. But check out the people who mentioned Brat on the laminated thread. Don’t trust them.
Protect your man. Ruthlessly eradicate them.
(Unless they’re on my list, or also named me, in that case, leave them alone!)