Hi, everyone, little_tiger is my girlfriend, you can see a pic of her on my homepage. She registered a while back, but couldn’t post cuz she uses WebTV. But now that that’s apparently been fixed, my sweetie plans on posting here.
I’m not sure if this means my flirting with strange women days are over. I don’t think so, but now that I know my GFs gonna be around here, you can count on a tamer BratMan. No more running naked through forests, no more playing doctor with newbies, no more asking girls to “kiss a little lower” (I’ll explain all that to you later, sweetie.)
I’m starting to think showing my GF this place was a bad idea.
Anyway, can everyone please be nice to my sweetheart and say hi?
Welcome little_tiger. Please know that the flirting is all done in a fun b.s.ing way. Not that I flirt, I just don’t want you to get the wrong idea about the other posters here.
ChiefScott, your designation of little_tiger as “Mini-Brat” demonstrates an antediluvian, sexist, and misogynist vision of women as the possessions of their menfolk. As such it has no … Oh, hold on, I just remembered I don’t believe any of that crap. I think it was in a movie I saw.
Welcome aboard, l’il_t. May you enjoy this place as much as I do. And, for your own safety, may you never meet any of us IRL.
Sua
How boring. Lil’ Tiger, will you run naked with me. (see the straight post, I am kidding). But welcome sweetie, any friend of Brat’s is a friend of mine. But you can be a little more special to him Look forward to getting to know you.
A sincere welcome to you, lil’ tiger, and please forgive those posters above. They are giving a totally inaccurate, well, sorta exaggerated…well, it’s a premature dose of insanity for a new kid, all right?
We aren’t really all that sick and twisted, though of course any juicy blackmail info you’d like to share about Bratman will be gleefully accepted.
And if tries to tell you that frolicking naked through the woods wasn’t real, how did he explain that poison oak rash in a very personal region?
And welcome aboard one of the most unusual places in cyberspace. You’ll soon discover how things
RUN
around here. Book club meetings in Doperville are optional but Bratman’s frequent attendence would seem to suggest… something.
NOW
and again you’ll come accross a bad sort who’ll seem intent on putting their own insecurities
BEFORE
a genuine sharing of opinions and ideas but don’t be too disheartened when that happens.
IT’S TOO
bad we can’t get rid of the trolls but then again they have the right to make noise too.
Anyway have to keep moving - it’s quite
LATE
here but look forward to ‘talking.’
Cheers
Y’know, little_tiger, I’m glad you’re here. Not that I intend to flirt with you myself, mind you… But with you here, you’ll (hopefully) take Boo-boo out of circulation, thereby vastly reducing the competition with all of the other males on this board.
Now all we have to do is find a steady girlfriend for DRY, and a steady blow-up doll for ChiefScott.
How boring. Lil’ Tiger, will you run naked with me. (see the straight post, I am kidding). But welcome sweetie, any friend of Brat’s is a friend of mine. But you can be a little more special to him 
Look forward to getting to know you.