Gorilla gorilla gorilla
tie you up bash your old man to a pillar
jungle love maybe
kill your baby
hairiest motherfucker savage ass killer.
Pulling eighty g’s in a cube box
wife and kids in a circle around me like a clock
doin time for my man
synergistic elan
software architecture plans to make the colosseum look like rocks.
Chimp flinging punks and serfs with turds
Holding the password from programmers and eunuchs nerds
Light of the Lord we pay our dues
not holy enough yet in performance reviews
He’s got my back he’s the shepherd of the herd.
Sing the song motherfucker for this one red cent
Welcome back, play again like we taught you it pays the rent
Machine growing bigger and bigger
Camera eye watching you like a trigger
in a rhyming song I can never remember what I meant.
flip the musical dance number, make it sound like dre again and again.
Fuck red cent and bust this shit out like fifty cent.
‘cept I ain’t half a dolla’, make yo bitch scream and holla.
Brotha, who da fuck is Gorilla, basically who’s the chimp, pimp?
Does is ass walk with a wooden leg and get called a gimp?
gettin dissed in the mist with all the little chimps
Making Goodall my ho and Charles Darwin is the pimp
Greystoke’s children are chillin in the canopy
while Clyde and Clint Eastwood are thankin the academy
but guess who ain’t, it’s the 16 year old girl with acne
now she’s drinkin’ brandy and gone all batty
and whenever she talks, it’s like she’s seems so bluesy.
Now she’s so crazy, she calls herself Bonnie and she’s want’s to go with Clyde to rob the academy.
It’s too bad though, she’s got cerebal palsy.
if brandy and bad skin puts em in the cheap seats
and every kind of simian is rockin out the break beats
if Bonnie and Clyde snatch the little gold statuettes
then what’s left to take for a pigmy marmoset?
Cause you forget that the primates are the key to this scenario
don’t spank the monkey or we’ll see you on the video
yeah, but while Bonnie and Clyde were polishing their oscars
I was tryin’ to find out who chimp and monkey were
instead I went off into a tangent, or worse a cypher.
What, are they actors?
I must’ve mist the blip on the blotter.
Could it really be funnier than Iraqi’s on tractors?
The man put us down fucker’s always betray us
Give us AIDS try to neuter and spay us
Hang the homo out to dry
Sapien motherfuckers can fry
All hail our gorilla savior Dr Zaius!
This is the second thread that I’ve seen yme rapping… I’m normally not one to stomp on fragile young “talent,” but dude, you’re the epitome of wack. Can’t we just check out the hook while your DJ revolves it?