Haven’t seen that and YouTube doesn’t have it. But I can imagine since… “Cordless Hole Puncher” is fucking hilarious.
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I work with a guy who has a sense of humor like that. You can tell when he says something funny because he laughs.
Good, let her redefine it. The 2nd Amendment doesn’t guarantee the right to bear office equipment.
They can have my red Swingline when they pry it from my cold lifeless hands.
I can’t (surprisingly) find ONE injury from a hole puncher. Redefine it and now it’s perfectly safe!
This is someone who strongly believes in marriage.
That can’t possibly be what she said.
You haven’t paid much attention to her, have you?
When I saw the news of her filing divorce, I immediately posted, “She had to rush to file before her party removed no-fault divorce from law”.
That means both Greene and Boebert are now single. And that’s the new face of the pro-family party.
Skeptical Monkey Face Thingy (for a friend)
… and free to marry each other, at least for now.
They would make a great couple.
Now that would be a twist in the saga!
They say that she has a different guy all lined up. Meet Pastor Sean Patrick Feucht:
https:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hrizap7LYk&ab_channel=RightWingWatch
“Does that mean Lauren Boebert will soon be Feucht…?”
“If we don’t vote, we All will…”
She posted some tweet or something where she was defensive of the fact that her soon to be ex was accused of having a glass of beer. “He would never pour beer into a glass!” or some such.
Lordy the moronic ideas these Righties have of what makes a man a man are just stupid.
Elsewhere on the internet it was mentioned that her ‘romances’ would be the single Worst “Hallmark Movies” ever made. I piped in that I wondered if Lacey Chabert would ever stoop to play the part.
I feel rather badly now because there is a marked facial similarity.
I’m starting to wonder if I have just inadvertently ( yet single handedly ) destroyed a young woman’s career.
( I mean Lacey Chabert, of course! As far as I’m concerned, Boebert can go get Feucht. )
A Real Man such as Boebert’s ex will down a can of beer in one gulp, place it on any nearby surface, casually blow the hell out of it with an AR-15, and emit an ape-like burp. This is the approved four-step intellectual exercise for the Conservative Real Man, to be repeated until the Real Man either runs out of beer or falls over and pukes.
And no Real Man would ever run out of beer, nor would any Real Man ever pass out from drinking like some mamby-pamby librul.
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You left out “grab his crotch”.