Poetry/story Generator?

So, as some of you may know my hated horrible pointy haired boss has announced his retirement. We’re having a party for him tomorrow here at the office. Some of my co-workers have been keeping a list of goofy things he says (stuff like “standing in high cotton” or “trying to stuff 15 lbs into a 10 lb bag”) and have now asked me (of all people!) to write a poem or story using these sayings.

Since I don’t really care all that much, I don’t feel the need to put too much effort into it and was hoping to find a website where I could just type in the stuff and have it make a poem or story for me. Anybody know of anything like that?

Here’s a couple of sites you might try:

http://www.webcom.com/wordings/artofwrite/poetrygenerator.html

http://www.yoyo.org/~pgl/poetry/