Pointless Barf Observations

Easy to puke:

Ice cream
Jello
Soup
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Bananas

Nasty to puke:

Spaghetti
Hot dogs
Hamburgers
Milk
Peanut butter sandwich

You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

Lovely topic, Diane.

Easy - Guacamole
Nasty - Chili

Easy: Long Island Ice Tea

Hard: Pizza


I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Easy - vodka straight

Nasty - Nachos


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

If you’ve had to much too drink and you know the barf is coming drink some Bromo. Neutralizes the acid for a less nasty chuck.

From one who has had 1 too many 1 too many times


Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum

What about really hot food? I know I’ve had green chili that stung going in, and stung coming out the other end. I’m guessing that puking it up would also sting.

I, shamed to admit it, have drank way too much while eating one of my favorites…

HOT… and I’m not talking sissy-hot… I mean better have stainless steel intestines HOT buffalo wings then well… barfed.

That my friends is as painful as it sounds…


The Sleeper has AWAKEN!

Thanks UncleBeer. I am feeling particular lovely today. :slight_smile:

How could I have fogotten pizza, lasagna, steak, and extra hot salsa for my bad list. I once barfed rice and it got all stuck in my nose. Not good.

I think sardines may come up easy enough, but look really disgusting.

Vanilla pudding, popcicles, and whipping cream might not be too bad and I think oysters would slide right up too, kind of like a big loogy.

Speaking of puking, I think I am starting to make myself sick.

You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

Anything green, tequila, whisky/rye/scotch


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

Don’t you hate it when you’ve been puking all night long, and then you start to get the dry heaves? Then you drink a bunch of water, and then you throw that up, and it actually seems sort of like a relief to have that water come back up compared to sitting there on the cold tile floor just retching and retching…

The last time I was in this very sorry state, I would drink some water, and then throw it back up, and it was still cold when it came back out!! That was the highlight of the early morning hours.

RD, sounds like YOU got yourself a nasty case of the flu.

I think the OP is concerned only with drunken barfs.

I can’t give an opinion; I haven’t been schnockered enough to upchuck in ages. I should get out more.


Uke

Easy: Milk, within 20 minutes or so after drinking.

Hard: Milk, after about 20 minutes…

Corn has got to be the worst for me…I’m not a big corn eater anyway, but the look of hardly digested corn in a toilet makes me swear off corn for a loooooong time. Depending on what else you ate that night it usually ends up looking like chili with corn…eeeeewwwww

I never see puking as an easy or not as easy task, it’s all a drag!

It goes down as an ordinary liquid, but it comes back up in these thick, coagulated chunks. Really weird.

Slimy and chewy, yet strangely satisfying… :wink:

Easy: Froot Loops.
Hard: Oatmeal.

Like trying to puke glue. :frowning:
– Sylence


“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “technicolor yawn”.

I would guess that corn flakes would be okay but Grape Nuts would scratch.


You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

I was pregnant 6 times…I’ve spent a lot of time puking.

Worst was meat of any kind, not that I could get much of it down to start with. I actually found seltzer water to come back up easier than the plain kind. I’m not sure why.

Easy: Oatmeal

hard: Clams, steamed or otherwise


I’ll buy that for a dollar.