You have a challenge
Giuliani does come close
Hold your nose, buddy
"E"nquiring minds know
The most important issue:
Who’s spouse is hottest?
Chavez? No way, man.
Oh yes, Bush wants to attack
but Iran’s his prey
Meanwhile, Kim Jong Il
Is working his own brand of
Bat-shit craziness.
Also remember
American Indians.
Taken for nothing.
Middle class white males
Victims of reverse racism
It’s all darkie’s fault
Editorial note: None of my haikus represent my opinion in any way; I’m being facetious because this is The Pit and I believe this form of sarcasm is appropriate here. If they’re truly offensive, I’d be more than happy to tone it down.
Unsure of Ron Paul
Loony fans. The gold standard.
Now he’s got a blimp?
I say Hilary
Bill’s charisma made interns
Blow their tops. And his.
Something to catch balls?
Minneapolis airport:
Tap tap… tap tap… No!!
Knock knock, “Hi, who’s there?”
Republican Closet Case
With a tricky dick
Huckabee: Mormons
think Jesus is Devil’s bro’.
No Utah for him!
Hillary and Bill
Want the White House one more time.
Where’s Monica now?
In the general
Only two will duke it out.
No more Gravel jokes.
Not trolling bathrooms
What do you think about that?
He has a wide stance
Political jokes?
Unfortunately for us,
They get elected
Bipartisanship
The spirit of which brings us
A barrel of pork
Barack Obama.
Is he half black or half white?
I am so confused!
Hill wants to be the
First woman in the white house.
So, why the pants now?
Saw Chelsea last night.
Could hardly recognize her.
Awkward girl grows up.
Who are these people?
What the fuck are they doing?
Dude, where’s my country?
Every four years
We go through this campaign shit.
Meet the new boss, same…
Bill and Hill, oh my!
Bill and Hillary, oh my!
Republicans quake.
This sentiment’s strong
and conservative’s use it
All to woo their base
Those we elected
to answer your first question
We are who’s to blame