Political Haikus - Be Creative

The joke is on us
as you smartly alluded
Now we must change things

Uncle Dick Cheney
Has himself a bum ticker
Just not bum enough

Not sure I agree.
It’d be difficult to sink
to Bush’s level

So unfortunate
This is part of the problem
their ethics be damned

Death I don’t wish him,
but legal prosecution,
my most fervent hope

I wish I could watch
the whole wretched spectacle
from the planet Mars

Distance from George Bush
Another bipartisan
Much-touted value

Clinton campaign says
We’ve got dirt on Obama
But too nice to squeal

Mitt lays down the law
No religion, no freedom
My heart is in chains :frowning:

As soon as Bush goes
Let’s get him a room for one
Guantanamo Bay

Much like the kennel
of the Golden Retriever
on top of his car.

There’s Dodd and Biden
Not that anyone really cares
I guess it beats work

Who’s pro-gay, pro-green,
married outside his species?
Dennis Kucinich!

Gotta give him this,
He’s got real liberal creds–
Unelectable. :frowning:

You: Be creative.
If a debate is wanted.
Start a GD thread!

Beat about the Bush
Does it matter? Don’t know–
Find out soon enough.

Looks like a Ken Doll
Ex-gov of Taxachussets
Vote Big Love for Prez

Is it possible
for a drag queen to be prez?
Giuliani Time!

Accusations fly
Slime drips from my TV set
Ideas have no chance.

Will G.O.P take
A dress-wearing president?
No? Sorry, Rudy.

Know your enemy.
Do not waste ammunition
on men made of straw.

Hillary is here
Saying what you want to hear
The truth nowhere near

His views have not changed
His finger stays out of the air
Millions agree with him.