[QUOTE=LurkMeister]
Political jokes?
Unfortunately for us,
They get elected
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The joke is on us
as you smartly alluded
Now we must change things
Uncle Dick Cheney
Has himself a bum ticker
Just not bum enough
[QUOTE=John Mace]
Every four years
We go through this campaign shit.
Meet the new boss, same…
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Not sure I agree.
It’d be difficult to sink
to Bush’s level
[QUOTE=aptronym]
Bipartisanship
The spirit of which brings us
A barrel of pork
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So unfortunate
This is part of the problem
their ethics be damned
[QUOTE=Kilvert’s Pagan]
Uncle Dick Cheney
Has himself a bum ticker
Just not bum enough
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Death I don’t wish him,
but legal prosecution,
my most fervent hope
I wish I could watch
the whole wretched spectacle
from the planet Mars
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia]
Not sure I agree.
It’d be difficult to sink
to Bush’s level
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Distance from George Bush
Another bipartisan
Much-touted value
Clinton campaign says
We’ve got dirt on Obama
But too nice to squeal
Mitt lays down the law
No religion, no freedom
My heart is in chains 
As soon as Bush goes
Let’s get him a room for one
Guantanamo Bay
[QUOTE=Jackmannii]
Mitt lays down the law
No religion, no freedom
My heart is in chains 
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Much like the kennel
of the Golden Retriever
on top of his car.
There’s Dodd and Biden
Not that anyone really cares
I guess it beats work
Who’s pro-gay, pro-green,
married outside his species?
Dennis Kucinich!
Gotta give him this,
He’s got real liberal creds–
Unelectable.
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia]
Not sure I agree.
It’d be difficult to sink
to Bush’s level
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You: Be creative.
If a debate is wanted.
Start a GD thread!
Beat about the Bush
Does it matter? Don’t know–
Find out soon enough.
Looks like a Ken Doll
Ex-gov of Taxachussets
Vote Big Love for Prez
Is it possible
for a drag queen to be prez?
Giuliani Time!
Accusations fly
Slime drips from my TV set
Ideas have no chance.
Will G.O.P take
A dress-wearing president?
No? Sorry, Rudy.
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia]
This sentiment’s strong
and conservative’s use it
All to woo their base
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Know your enemy.
Do not waste ammunition
on men made of straw.
Hillary is here
Saying what you want to hear
The truth nowhere near
[QUOTE=Beadalin]
Of the candidates,
I do not [heart] Huckabee,
Why does he get buzz?
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His views have not changed
His finger stays out of the air
Millions agree with him.