Huckabee, the Prez?
I shit my pants with great fear.
Depends shares, bullish.
Huckabee backers
Do not understand scansion
They know how to vote?
All you have to do
To write really bad haiku
Is rhyme things… oh, poo.
Cartoon Marvin has
Weapons of mass destruction!
We’ll invade there too.
Antivaxers love
Ron (Vax Shots Optional) Paul
This man is a doc?
Do not misspeak names
Obama not Osama
Ron Paul not RuPaul
Hillary not Bill
Clinton & Huckabee not
Huckaberry Hound.
Fuck the Democrats,
And fuck the Republicans,
They’re all lying thieves.
Unjust wars, torture…
What a mess. Well, don’t blame me.
I voted Kodos.
Huckabee For President
Gays Quarantined
Jesus Wept
I’ll pick Cthulu
Vote for the lesser evil?
That’s worked really well.
Iowa caucus
Oprah Obama stumping
Do Iowans care
Soundbites cement death
of ideas in politics.
Strawmen, here we come!
As a Southerner,
I can really make that verse
read as a haiku. 
Accents do vary
And vowels can be tricky.
But ideas 2?
Mormon in the South?
Don’t need Urim and Thummim
To read them there polls.
I vote for LaRouche
Well, just in the dead pool thread
But that counts doesn’t it?
Earl Butz is ninety-
eight; maybe Ron Paul’s running
mate if he wins nom?
Barack and Hil’ry
in pissing match; never to
form ticket, those two?
Obama, Clinton
2 faces of Democrats
yin and yang rule all
U.S. Dynasties:
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton, Jeb(?)
Please choose otherwise