Ahhh, “Illudium
Q-36 Explosive
Space Modulator.”
He has the best name
For completing dumb haikus:
Barack Obama
Vote for one party,
Vote for the other party -
Gummint always wins. 
Bill Clinton argues
Hillary made Wal-Mart green
Obama agrees 
A Scarecrow speaks, but
Tinman’s behind the curtain
The press is Lion
Jesters can speak truth
in the court of corrupt kings.
Stewart and Colbert
Presidential Race
New American Idol
Text in your vote now!
Democracy damned
In name of technology
Electronic coup
Anthrax attacks planned!
Conspiracy theory? Sure.
I think Cheney knew.
Hope is in the Proles
Orwell did not think of 'net
Great Equalizer
Barack Obama…
-a haiku-ist’s dream ticket-
…Dennis Kucinich
If only there were
more politicians like that.
Hillary Clinton!
And not to mention
Current commander in chief
George W Bush
Not if you pronounce
W as a Texan would.
Haiku world asplodes!
Mitt Romney’s half grin;
What does it remind me of?
Ahh, bowel movement.
If Kerry was a
flip-flopper, then Romney is
the king of them all.
Flowers of springtime
No love, and time running out-
Balls crumble away.
Dennis Kucinich
is dropping out; now he has
more time for hot wife!
Into the still water
A car suddenly plunges.
Edward Kennedy.
Regards,
Shodan
Read that in the news
today, and I was surprised.
Oh, he was still in?
That haiku is great.
Nature and movement, then shock,
A chill in the blood.
(Just take the “the” out of the first line, and it will be perfect.)
Progress: illusion
bigotry isn’t untaught
old people just die
I want to be prez,
but I’m having trouble in
securing the funds.
Clinton’s dick-triumphs.
Goes easy on his soul-mates:
Serbian rapists.
Barack or Clinton
Either one is shot dead
By far-right wack job.
Running mate Edwards
Ascends to Presidency
Let the good times roll.