In 2008 we will see
the ascent of a minority
Socks is her cat
The keys 'neath the mat
Barack you can come and serve tea
…oops…thats a limerick…
I wish everyone
Who did not agree with me
Would just stop voting.
South Carolina
goes for Obama, bigtime!
Hillary, Bill fume.
Caroline and her
Uncle Ted endorse Barack -
Camelot’s new king?
Giuliani put all
of his chips on Florida;
maybe not smart move.
McCain, Romney slug
it out - GOP to choose
old coot, empty suit?
Giuliani, Edwards
are both now bowing out, be-
fore Super Tuesday!
Grand melee begins
You’re lost without a scorecard!
And then there were four
Bitchy Hillary
Mrs. Billary Clinton
Is she too strident?
Barack Obama
Dignified and not too black
Will he be chosen?
Rudy is finished.
Thank heaven for that. Could he
Second-seat timber?
McCain is in first.
Romney’s golden specs saw wrong
Just god’s little joke?
Huckabee says no
But only he believes that
He is viable.
Reagan loves me most,
The four candidates all say,
Although he is dead.
Necrophilia
The dead are among us now
And voting for Red!
Obama, Clinton
debate one-on-one, and lo!
Each is well-behaved.
Next Tuesday ends it! 
At long last! . . . What’s that you say?!
Another nine months? 
“Tell press he fucks sheep.
Let the bastard deny it!”
Great line LBJ
And if they said it,
About Hilary’s husband
All would believe it.
Regards,
Shodan
Super Tuesday’s here!
Will anyone clinch a nom?
I sort of hope not.
Ohio’s March 4th
primary is usually
too late - not this year?
Quantum theory says
To see X is to change X
McCain’s politics