phungi
March 15, 2017, 2:47pm
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Wasn’t sure what thread to post this, but since it is political in nature I figured “Elections” over “Cafe Society”.
Not much of a “Twitter user” but started following Trump’s Twitter feed so I could see what he was saying:
@POTUS @realDonaldTrump
Then, became aware of several parodies:@NarratedPOTUS - explains Trump’s tweets in the 3rd person, using logic@MatureTrumpTwts - tweets Trump’s words as a balanced President might speak@RoguePOTUSStaff - view from a (likely satirical) White House insider@trumpku2 - tweets as Trump but only in haiku@Decoded_Trump - attempts to translate Trump’s tweets
E-DUB
March 15, 2017, 2:51pm
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I’ve posted this one before but it fits here too.
https://twitter.com/realrealdukat?lang=en
Kind of a Star Trek oriented thing where the guy rephrases trump’s tweets as if they were coming from Gul Dukat.
@DeepDrumpf was a neural network based on Trump statements. Here are my favorites:
“I will give every American a solid gold nuclear weapon, we’re going to defeat the world.”
“[Math is a] common democrat lie. It can’t make the budget great. I’ll have the best economy.”
“[We’ll fix the economy by] selling out veterans. I will get the power, from some core of hell. I will be the most powerful.”
“This is a great country. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You didn’t hear me. No admission of guilt. It was easy.”
“We don’t win anymore. In our country we must have no choice. My presidency, the future of American terror.”
“[Register to vote!] Together we can save America and use her weapons to defeat accountability and take back the world’s money.”
“[I know nothing about Russia] and Hillary didn’t fix that. Same for the economy. I will be great for jobs. How? I’ll never say.”
“[Bring back stop and frisk.] I have a wonderful plan, believe me. I’ll have a new legacy in months when the world is broken.”
marshmallow:
@DeepDrumpf was a neural network based on Trump statements. Here are my favorites:
“I will give every American a solid gold nuclear weapon, we’re going to defeat the world.”
“[Math is a] common democrat lie. It can’t make the budget great. I’ll have the best economy.”
“[We’ll fix the economy by] selling out veterans. I will get the power, from some core of hell. I will be the most powerful.”
“This is a great country. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You didn’t hear me. No admission of guilt. It was easy.”
“We don’t win anymore. In our country we must have no choice. My presidency, the future of American terror.”
“[Register to vote!] Together we can save America and use her weapons to defeat accountability and take back the world’s money.”
“[I know nothing about Russia] and Hillary didn’t fix that. Same for the economy. I will be great for jobs. How? I’ll never say.”
“[Bring back stop and frisk.] I have a wonderful plan, believe me. I’ll have a new legacy in months when the world is broken.”
It’s as if he were standing right there talking to you, issnit?
Sitting at the bar after fourteen Guinness Stouts.