Analingus: Kissing or licking of another’s anus.
Please state:
- Your sex
- Have you ever performed it on anyone?
- Have you ever received it from anyone?
- Did you enjoy either?
I guess that I’ll start:
- Male
- Yes
- Yes
- Yes (Both)
I guess I’m trying to figure out if I’m really that weird.
- male
- yes
- yes
- Enjoy performing
I just can’t get into receiving analingus. I get intrusive thoughts of the brown variety that aren’t very bootylicious. Maybe if the act didn’t require me to be so passive. I need a bit more to do in the sack than bite the pillow.
1-Female
2-No
3-Yes
4-Definitely
That’s funny. I aways thought that was the CUNNIlingus smily. I guess he’s flexible.
- female
- yes
- yes
- yes
So far you’re not looking that weird Juggernaut.
Male
no
yes
eh – whatever. I wasn’t too into it. Wasn’t unpleasant, but nothing great
Flexible how? Physically? Nope. In my use of emoticons? Maybe. In terms of who I want to do? Nope. Guys. Just guys. 
Female
Absolutely not
Absolutely not
n/a
FTR, I’ve never licked anyone’s nostrils either. Y’all are sick, sick, sick! 
girl
yes
yes
yes
even though it was pretty yucky. . . here’s to porn star relationships when you are young and stupid 
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Cunnilingus is like being in the Mob.
One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.
(As a conservative older gentleman I decline to discuss any specifics regarding relations with the ladies. I do, however, reserve the right to make pointless jokes and puns.)