Oh, if it were brought up in the heat of passion, it wouldn’t have the copyrighted cutesy name.
We make up the names so we can tell the guys about the fun stories.
And thank you for the grant.
Um, for the ladies…which of these acts would you do?
(this should SO be another thread)
I love these threads because I never hear these terms in my day-to-day life and I am just fascinated that they exist!
To me, what goes on between the sheets doesn’t need labels though …
What’s an omelette? (Am I going to be sorry I asked?)
Regarding the “tossing the salad” bit, I suppose if someone asked me in a normal way (ie - lick my butt hole) at least I would think about it. I would say no 'cus I just don’t go there, or want anyone else to go there either, but I would think about it.
But if there was some dorky name I’d assume he was kidding, and that would be the end of that.
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Guys don’t ask for these things because, if done, they MAY cause sex to come to a screeching stop. That’s the worst possible scenario, when it comes to sex.
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What’s the logic behind that? “I won’t ask for what I really want, and the I’ll be surprised when I don’t get it”?
Geez. There’s probably something she wants too… ask away and start the dialog. I heartily recommend the tea-bag. Not so ‘out there’ as it might sound.
I knew what it meant but I have no idea why I knew. Just, you know, hanging out on the internet a lot. I’ve seen/comprehened most of the ridiculous sex terms listed so far in this thred. I blame violent video games. Or at least the incredibly juvenile message boards attached to such 
I think though, by definition, if I know these terms then I’m no lady.
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What’s the logic behind that? “I won’t ask for what I really want, and the I’ll be surprised when I don’t get it”?
Geez. There’s probably something she wants too… ask away and start the dialog. I heartily recommend the tea-bag. Not so ‘out there’ as it might sound.
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It’s not logic, it’s safety. It’s not necessarily what we want more than anything else, or it’s not (necessarily) the time to turn the bedroom into the laboratory.
The teabag should be in every girl’s repertoire.
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What’s an omelette? (Am I going to be sorry I asked?)
Regarding the “tossing the salad” bit, I suppose if someone asked me in a normal way (ie - lick my butt hole) at least I would think about it. I would say no 'cus I just don’t go there, or want anyone else to go there either, but I would think about it.
But if there was some dorky name I’d assume he was kidding, and that would be the end of that.
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Click on the link I provided earlier. It’s explained in wonderful, vivid detail, as well as other fun acts!
Ignorance fought.
Gee, thanks.
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After learning about Dirty Sanchez and the Angry Dragon I’ve come to the conclusion that for some men, eroticism isn’t a factor. shudder
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I’ve heard of the first one, but not the second. What they say, would that really happen? And if she killed him for doing it, would she get off for assult? :dubious:
I knew what it meant-I can’t remember if I read it here or somewhere else.
Good god, you gotta wonder who the hell comes up with this shit? Tony Danza?
Cincinnatti Bowtie? Pig Fishing?
:eek: 
Don’t worry, even if you’re new to having your salad tossed, Wendy’s will be happy to help you out:
When I heard a radio promo for their new, “salad tossers,” and emploring me to, “get my salad tossed,” I could hardly drive my car straight.
Of course I’ve heard about it; I’m always informing my male coworkers of the latest terms. A lot of them are made up. I know Dan Savage made one up on purpose but I can’t remember what it was called or what it entailed.
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
It’s not logic, it’s safety. It’s not necessarily what we want more than anything else, or it’s not (necessarily) the time to turn the bedroom into the laboratory.
The teabag should be in every girl’s repertoire.
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And of course, we all know this automatically, because…you…never…TELL..us.
Riiiight. That’s logic, that is.
So…um…Maureen…
I’ve got a bunch of detailed super-fun-awesome questions to ask of ya…
“the Dope Pervert”
This should so be a weekly newsletter here. I nominate LOUNE as the editor.
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Close, but not specific enough.
Definition
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Well! That certainly changes my ordering style at my local steakhouse! Graci-ass, baby.
[QUOTE=TheBoneyKingofNowhere]
Imagine the hilarity in the dugout when all the kids could hear their parents shouting words of encouragment for “T-BAG!” while he batted, made a play, etc…
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My deeply religious and very innocent cousins call their daughter Cunny. She is quite accomplished in her sport, so a lot of the crowds cheer her on with her name. I don’t have the courage to explain to my cousins what the name means.
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
If any of you guys need a yuk […]
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All right… Yuk.
Not to imply that your salad isn’t fresh and delicious, mind you.
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Of course I’ve heard about it; I’m always informing my male coworkers of the latest terms. A lot of them are made up. I know Dan Savage made one up on purpose but I can’t remember what it was called or what it entailed.
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Would that be Santorum?
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Not to imply that your salad isn’t fresh and delicious, mind you.
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Well, if you folks are to be believed, it’s an asshole. Is there such a thing as a frexh delicious asshole? I say no.
Even if I look like I shit chocolate icecream, I can assure you that’s not the case. 