Santorum. Explains the back-story, so to speak.
Fascinating.
Can I add that every time I hear The Wiggles singing “Fruit Salad” (“yummy yummy!”), I think “tossed salad?” It’s so wrong…
Well, everyone has their own level of what they’re comfortable with, and that’s fine, but this really isn’t as bad as it sounds (and isn’t that a ringing endorsement).
Believe it or not, yes, I do happen to find my girlfriend’s ass to be both “fresh” and “delicious”. Maybe it is just a guy thing, but I haven’t heard any complaints from her end.
Besides, as we all know, girls don’t poop.
Really, though, as long as you’re a normal, clean person, there’s nothing gross or dirty about it. I’m fairly certain urine comes out somewhere near the clitoris, and I’m more than happy to put my mouth on that. 
Incidentally, this is more commonly known as rimming.
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Bwah, hah, hah! ROTFL. If you do, let us know.
I always feel terrible after “tea-bagging” my partner, but it is winter here and if I get up to make the post-coital tea and the heater is off, I just don’t fancy standing around naked making a pot. So tea bags it is.
As soon as I wrote that I heard a distinct Beavis & Butthead chuckle in the back of my mind. I should have added 
after that.
Ooh…do I get to write my own staff report?
snerk Staff report…
No, everyone knows that one. I found it, "the Louisville Plugger." It’s made up, as are a lot of these terms.
As Dan said in this column
Methinks the cgentleman protests too much…
To each his or her own. Myself, I very much enjoy it. I had never heard that particular term for it before, though.
QUOTE]The Pirate. A Hot Karl. Donkey Punching. The Dirty Sanchez. Icy Mikes . . . Not a day goes by that I don’t get at least one question about a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys. I assure you, JOW, that no one has ever attempted “the Pirate,” just as no one has ever performed a Hot Karl, delivered a Donkey Punch, or inserted an Icy Mike. They’re all fiction
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I agree. While almost everything is being done by someone somewhere, these were jokes…and not jokes made good hearted perverts, but by people who have a deep fear and hostility toward sex (and, in most examples women). If they have been tried by anyone I would think it would be the same sort of people.
Whereas salad tossing is a friendly act (well maybe not when it originated in prison but it is now).
And to get back to the poll, yes i’m female and definatly know what it is (and thanks, treemae, you know us ladies like a good long poll).
What about blumkin?
And has it any connection to the Blumkin family of Omaha?
What does he say while on the can?
“Hey honey!..Can you come over here and give me a me?”
In Pannatti’s Extraordinary Endings, he mentions that the Egyptians use enemas. They sculpted the nozzles to look like ibis heads- having observed the ibis use its long neck and curved beak to clean out its own cloaca.
So, I was not especially surprised when a book on homoerotic religious practices turned up the fact that the ancient Egyptians refered to analingus as an ‘ibis kiss’.
Re Ibis Kissing
I doubt Shakira or Jennifer Tilly have a body part I wouldn’t lick.
Re Tea Bagging
I agree that many of the others are simply dirty jokes. There is a very obvious reason you do not hit, choke, or otherwise anger your partner during oral sex. ‘I tried to give my girl an angry dragon. She almost bit off my penis’. It’s easy to see how having the scrotum sucked could be pleasurable to the recipient, and not much of a stretch to see how it could be pleasurable to the giver. Charles Fleisher’s classic bit on Donald Duck recieving his first blowjob inlcuded [Donald Duck]Oh yeah baby. Suck my balls. Suck my balls.[/Donald Duck]
I second your Tilly and Shakira and raise you a Jenny McCarthy and a Jessica Alba.
And of course, Rock got it from the classic Scared Straight!
To answer your poll, no, I did not have an accurate idea of what “tossing your salad” meant. I thought it was a blow-job (my husband didn’t know, either - he thought it was masturbation.) So, ignorance has indeed been fought here today.
Agreed - who cares what a “dirty sanchez” is? It’s just a dumbass fake sex act invented by fratboys (and probably fratboys who weren’t getting any.)
Rimming, on the other hand, there’s nothing wrong with. And I doubt it originated in prison - I bet people have been giving each other rimjobs since time began. I’m not sure where the term “tossing salad” came from, but I bet it was popularized by the Chris Rock routine involving jelly and syrup that Least paraphrased earlier.