Damn, I always thought it meant cunnilingus, because tossing = licking and salad = girly bits. Whew, that’s a bullet dodged right there. (My definition is way better!)
You know, I always wondered what he was singing about in the “Frasier” theme:
“Hey baby I hear them blues a-callin’,
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs…” :eek: :eek:
Well, I am not a lady, but it means to mix a bowl of greens well, usually after applying dressing. Really.
Now, as a *sexual term, it * often refers to analingus.
Sweet irony of life,
at last I’ve found you…
Same here. It’s fun as both giver or receiver. I wouldn’t do it (either position) unless it was fairly shortly following a shower, mind you…
As for tea-bagging… I don’t know about anyone else but I can’t fit a testicle in my mouth, let alone both. Licking I can do. Sucking? Not physically possible.
Generally you only have to fit one in there, and the other one will just follow it right in. However, the hair has to be trimmed, otherwise the gag factor is high.
Eh, we should have clarified: human testicles.
“So darling, would it be all right if I punched you in the back of the head right before I orgasm? I know it’ll hurt you more than it does me, but come on…you’re always asking me what I’m thinkin and all…” 
(the Donkey Punch…the punch causes the girl to tense up, including the vagina…)
I think Dan Savage put it best…these are really jokes and not something that a person who had even the least shred of concern for their partner would consider; we laugh at them precisely because they’re so out there, and wouldn’t exactly be relationship-building TO discuss!
Err, at the risk of TMI, my boyfriend’s testicles are each about the size of a hard-boiled egg. I couldn’t fit a whole egg in my mouth, either, I don’t think. Not without chewing it first, that is.
I bet that would go over really well…
What we need here is a failure to masticate.
OpalCat is a vegetarian and would never put a piece of a dead animal in her mouth. If she’s been trying to fit non human testicles in her mouth, I don’t think I want to know about it.
I was trying to explain to, um, crap…scrolls up…Least Original User Name Ever (rather ineffectively it turns out) that I despair of people constantly saying they just can’t seem to find the amazing sex they say they’re looking for but just can’t seem to find, and mostly it comes down to a lack of communication. People are embarrassed or think they’re going to be turned down or called a freak or belittled or laughed at. Usually because of guilt we’re taught to associate with sex and anything that deviates from what’s considered normal. Really kinda sad.
I agree. If only people could open up and tell their partner they wanted to donkeypunch them.
What the world needs now
Is donkey-punching
I would never suggest such a thing!
Where did I ever say dead?
Why do I keep getting surprised by the directions this thread takes? It’s a thread about licking buttholes - it would be weird if it didn’t get weird.
He chose to cite a silly example using one of the made up acts, but I think you said it well. That is why I want to feed your toothless gibbon.
Just because they’re from an animal doesn’t mean they’re a dead animal. I read the book Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman wrote when they took their motorcycle trip around the world. They happened to arrive in at a little community in Mongolia on the day the people there were castrating all of their animals.
Guess what was served for dinner?
You’re correct. I should have said “of dead animal”. I just wanted to post the joke before somebody beat me to it. The practice of gelding livestock and eating the testes is also found in the US.
They call it Manmalade. 
Or, if you’re starring in a t.v. movie with Linda Blair, “Lady Marmalade”.
-snicker- I so crack myself up.
Never heard of either of the techniques linked to. Eeech. Live and learn.