Gay guy checking in…
I knew a guy who was so ugly, his mother had to hang a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
However, that was all she had to hang on him…I mean, this guy was…well, you get the picture.
He never lacked for “dates” and despite his more than homely appearance, he had a lot of friends - not only because he was hung like Seabiscuit, but because he was also a really nice guy.