Revenge, eh? I HAVE no sister! Revenge is MINE!!1 
Can’t stop ya there.
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
a. shee-yit, crap, or Doodoocaca!
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Curse you!! I got the hiccups so bad I thought I’d never get rid of them!! And when I think I’m stopped, I start singing “doodoocaca doodoocaca peepee” and start hiccupping again. Dangit!
Gr. Well, I shall take a giant swig of Grump and bitch openly on the Dope!
Zwehehehhehehehehehehehehe!
…um, is that as evil as the stock “bwhahahaha” or “muwhahahaha”? i’m really going for evil points here…and i don’t wanna leave any on the table…
Okay, so that was fun. Sounds like “poo” and its derivitaves are popular. Now what I’m I supposed to do, as the OP of a poll thread? I’m not expected to make a graph, am I?
Oh, just make a shitty graph and it’ll be fine…
A. Shit or poop (Ha! You thought I’d say dung, didn’t you?)
B. Take a dump
C. Turd, usually. When I was a kid, my brother and I referred to those things as stinkies, and the word stinkie still causes me to giggle uncontrollably.
Born and raised and still living in Florida.
Poo
Crapping, taking a crap
Shit, mudcat
Poop
Take a Nixon
Serious Trans-Atlantic Cable
(a nod to the Kinkster)
A. Shit or crap
B. Taking a crap or moving one’s bowels
C. Piece of shit. But if it’s in the litter box, it’s “Tootsie Roll with sprinkles.”
NE Ohio / NYC
Poo
Sitting (no H)
Poop
I thought a bolus was a chewed lump of food in one’s mouth. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the oft used ‘eat shit’.
Mass noun: Shit
Verb: Saying howdy ho to Mr Hankey
Count noun: Turd
From: Born in Indiana, but have done time in CA and NYC.
PS good to see the term grogan float up again. Back in my alt.tasteless days, I used to say, “Give me a minute to get groganized here…”