This isn’t about what your favorite euphemism for #2 is, I want to know what you usually say and where you’re from. What’s the word you’re most likely to use for:
A. Feces
B. Defecation
C. A bolus (formed log of feces)
me:
a. doo-doo
b. doo-dooing
c. a piece of doo-doo
grew up in DC suburbs.
BTW, I’m expecting most people to use the S-word, but we’ll see (that is, if anyone participates 
).
I’m afraid I must sound like a 4 year old, but here goes:
A. Poo
B. Pooing, having a poo
C. Turd
I grew up (and still live) in central Texas.
hmm, *most * likely?
A. crap
B. taking a dump
C. turd
Although I also will say “shit” and “taking a crap.” (When I was a kid, we called it “dookey,” as in “look at that dog dookey on the sidewalk”)
As a biologist, I refer to animal feces as “scat.”
Grew up various places, mostly in the South. If your survey requires specifics, just ask me for more detail.
a. shit or crap
b. taking a dump
c. turd
Same as Sublight and divemaster:
a. shit or crap
b. taking a dump
c. turd
I grew up in Baltimore, Maryland.
A. Crap
B. Take a dump or crapping
C. Piece of Crap or Piece of poop.
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[li]It depends. If it’s dog crap, it’s “puppy dog logs”. If it’s pretty much everything else, just “crap” or “shit”[/li][li]My favorite euphemism…wow. That’s like asking me which kid is my favorite (of course I don’t HAVE any, which makes it much easier). I’m going with “Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl (It was acome from behind victory)”, “Stocking the pond/Releasing brown trout”, “snapping a deuce”, “laying cable”, or “unloading cargo”[/li][li]As far as a formed log goes, I’d say “log”. Unless it’s impressive, then it could be a “python”, “butt serpent”, or “pile”. If it’s dimunitive, then we’ll go with just “butt nugget”.[/li][/ul]
Not that I think of these things…goodness, no.
Pinching off a giant steamer . :eek: Doesn’t always work in the summer.
“I gotta log out.”
Sometimes I call it butt mud.
Shit, Scat
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, drop a deuce, take a massive
dump, squeeze the cheese, lay some brick, etc
turd, log, brick. shitstick.
Grew up in Northwest Ohio (urban area) and not one to split hairs or toss out euphemisms.
Bleeeh, dnooman! 
For me, it’s …
Poop
Going poop
Poop. Maybe log or turd.
With children around, sometimes poo-poo.
a. poop
b. pooping. Unless I’m asking my dog if she needs to go outside, in which case it’s, “Do you need to go poopies?” Sheesh. That makes me sound like such a dork. Well, I am, but that’s another issue.
c. lincoln log or a turd. if it’s a little one, it’s a butt nugget.
and I grew up mainly in the south (Texas/Georgia).
A. Poop
B. Pooping
C. Doot (a Dave Barryism, I think)
I grew up in Southern California.
In my standard workday, I may use up to 4 or 5 different terms, as I need to discuss the phenomenon with a number of different patients, many of whom have such widely varying linguistic and cognitive skills that it boggles my mind.
Stool, feces, poop, shit, dookie, mierda, crap, BMs, and caca fuego.
And that was just today at work.
Oh, and I’m midwest originally and now, with mid-atlantic east coast during my training years.
a. shee-yit, crap, or Doodoocaca!
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b. laying undersea cable, saying yes to Mr. Brown, or seeing a man about a horse
c. log, grogan, or dirt snake
a. Poo
b. Going poo
c. Poop
Born and raised in BC, Canada.
Depends on the circumstances and who is around. In mixed company (kids and stuff) I say poopies.
Around friends:
Take a dump
Pinch a loaf
Born and raised in central Florida
If that song gets stuck in my head (which it won’t), I sware I’m coming out and having sex with your sister as revenge.
Or I’ll just bitch about it on the Dope.
A) crap, shit
B) crapping, shitting
C) turd
Grew up in Massachusetts.