Magnum…for both.
I refuse to reveal the size of my penis … which proves the enormity of my IQ.
I do not think you realize words can have multiple meanings. Check definition #3, which from the context is obviously his intended meaning. Although it’s fun to imagine definition 1 or 2 applying.
I’ve never taken an IQ test, but I would assume I’m a little above average. My penis size is 6.5"
We have a winner.
“Over 150” is what my mom told me when I took it as a wee kid–she never showed me any proof though. I got 136 on an online test a few years ago.
A little over 5", I’d like to measure it right now just to know exactly but he’s not cooperating…
I wouldn’t touch this question with a ten inch pole.
Are we measuring starting from the asshole?
Clarification appreciated.
Suffice it to say that I’m extremely intelligent, well-endowed and own a gigantic SUV.
High enough, and big enough. And it curves a little to the left and is uncircumcised. The IQ that is. You can see it in person if you’d like, but it’s a train that doesn’t stop until it reaches Orgasm Station, whether you’ve got a ticket or not.
IQ: 85
Penis: 5.5"
You know, not every message on this board that lacks a smiley face is intended to be taken seriously.
Just because the OP asked an unusual question doesn’t make him an asshole…oh wait…
Well, both have been measured but I was having so much fun at the time that I forgot what the actual statistics were.
Best damn math tutor I ever had.
Do any of the other ladies reading this thread wish that the naked wizardwas a poster and stoned enough to give a truthful answer about the size of his penis? It brings to mind a joke, where the conclusion is “…only smaller.”
Looks like the video link is broken in the GD thread. This naked wizard
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You and every other man on the planet.
As for me, brain as big as a planet. As for penis size, I’m waiting for the ISO measurement standards to come out.
There is also a Heisenberg principle at work here, as the act of measurement changes the value of the thing to be measured.
I neither have memorized these numbers nor keep them handy.
IQ: let’s say 117, close enough & it’s divisible by three, which is nice.
Penis size: about 6", & about 1.5" thick I think.
I haven’t found an IQ test with few enough errors to gauge my intelligence.
The size of my penis varies quite a bit, but in general it increases enough to fill the available space.
When it comes to my penis, all FOUR definitions as listed in M-W apply. It transcends mere status as a sexual organ… indeed, it transcends space and time. My God, it’s full of stars.