Poll

In My Humble Opinion
101

The Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud.

102

Thanks very much for taking the poll. Stating why isn’t a rule, just a request. (I thought it might make for more interesting reading for everyone, instead of just dry data.)

The only rule is no ambiguous choices. Anything that is “both”, “neither”, or even vague like “Charlotte in the spring; Atlanta in the winter” just won’t work. I just count anything ambiguous as unanswered, which is fine.

103

Thanks Lib - if I have some time I’ll try to put it in some sort of graph if you don’t mind. It would be easier if we had some demographic info…

I like the poll though, it tells a lot.

104

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. **New York City ** or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. **Karl Marx ** or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle (Couldn’t find any pictures with cleavage, so I can’t decide)

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity (Neither)

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. **Elton John ** or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. **Silver Cloud ** or Bentley

  15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

105

  1. Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi. The local Pepsi bottling authority does a lot of giving to the place I work for (a private-non-profit), so I’m loyal to Pepsi.

  2. Hillary or Barack - Barack for right now. I like some of what he has to say.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles - NYC because it’s here in the east.

  4. Rome or Paris - Rome, for the historical value.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - Freud, though I think some of his ideas are crackpot.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - Kitty Carlisle. She always dressed better.

  7. PC or Mac - PC cause it’s what I know.

  8. Islam or Christianity - Christianity cause I’m Christian.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - Hank Hill. I’d like to hang out and drink beer with him.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - Electric Blue and Black. They look good together.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - Elton John’s music is much better.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - Eric Clapton’s music is much better.

  13. Heinz or Hunts - Heinz because it’s not as sweet as Hunt’s.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - Silver Cloud with a burly chauffeur please. :smiley:

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - Queen Elizabeth. She has hats, what’s not to love?

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta - Charlotte because Charlotte is a prettier town.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - Birthday Party cause mine’s in the summer and that means pool party!

  18. Cat or Dog - Dogs are more loyal and loveable

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - Big strong pecs are sexy! FWIW I’m a gay man who also likes butts.

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 - 1. Don’t wanna be greedy!

106

  1. Coke or Pepsi - Diet, if it’s available, please.

  2. Hillary or Barack - He doesn’t irritate me. Yet.

  3. **New York City ** or Los Angeles - I like seasons.

  4. Rome or Paris - I’ve never been to either, but I’ve heard too much about snotty Parisians.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigmund Freud - I think he’d be entertaining to talk to.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - No real information, but I’d rather talk to someone named Arlene than Kitty.

  7. PC or Mac - It just seems easier.

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - Homer is funny. Hank just seems annoying.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - They’re both vile, but blue and black seems less intrusive.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - Because my big brother love his music and I idolized my big brother (still do, to tell the truth). So I love his music too.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - That rendition of the Star Spangled Banner sets my teeth on edge.

  13. Heinz or Hunts - Habit.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - It just sounds better.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - I’d like to talk to her.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - More universal.

  18. Cat or Dog - Cats make me sneeze.

  19. Butts or Breasts - N/A

  20. Packages or Pecs - Just 'cause.

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

One, please. I’m not a risk-taker. No one wants a million elephants.

107

  1. Coke or Pepsi- Coke if i have to.

  2. Hillary or Barack- Hillary

  3. New York City or Los Angeles- NYC

  4. Rome or Paris- Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud- Marx

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle- Who?

  7. PC or Mac- PC

  8. Islam or Christianity- Neither

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill- Homer. Doh!

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow- Blue and Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel- Elton John

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix- Eric Clapton

  13. Heinz or Hunts- Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley- Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf- Queen

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta- ATL!

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower- Bday party. As long as it’s for me of course.

  18. Cat or Dog- Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)-Package.

108
  1. Coke or Pepsi- hate 'em both, but for purposes of the results, I guess Pepsi sucks less.
  2. Hillary or Barack- hate 'em both, but for purposes of the results, I guess Barack sucks less.
  3. **New York City ** or Los Angeles- Was thoroughly unimpressed with LA, and I’ve lived in NY.
  4. Rome or Paris- never been to Rome, but I love Paris.
  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud- I know more about Freud.
  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle- don’t know Arlene, so Kitty.
  7. PC or Mac- Mac. Hate the PC.
  8. Islam or Christianity- born and raised.
  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill- tough one- gotta go with Hank.
  10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow- they both hurt my brain but I think HPaLY would send me into a seizure.
  11. Elton John or Billy Joel- Billy’s so played, and I think Elton’s a genius.
  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
  13. Heinz or Hunts- brand loyalty.
  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley- Bently’s classy, the Cloud’s flashy.
  15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf- God save the Queen.
  16. Charlotte or Atlanta
  17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower
  18. Cat or Dog
  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)- wow, this is tough. Breasts, as long as they’re small & perky.
  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)- N/A

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000- I’ll take my chances.

109

Lib, I’m beginning to suspect that all these questions are meant to camouflage the only two important ones: Hillarie or Barack and Cat or Dog.

110

Curses! Foiled again! :smiley:

111

  1. Coke

  2. Hillary

  3. New York City

  4. Paris

  5. Karl Marx

  6. Kitty Carlisle

  7. Mac

  8. Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson

  10. Electric Blue and Black

  11. Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton

  13. Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud

  15. Queen Elizabeth

  16. Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party

  18. Cat

  19. Pecs

Bonus:1,000,000

112

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack - Can’t STAND Hilary

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigmund Freud - I guess. I don’t know.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - tough call!

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 - I can’t answer this. That was an option - not to answer if you didn’t feel like it - you said so! :slight_smile:

113

  1. Coke

  2. Barack : I would trust him more than Hillary

  3. New York City : Seems more allive to me than LA

  4. Paris : Slightly better food, and nearer to UK

  5. Sigmund Freud : Tells better jokes than Marx

  6. PC : Familiarity hasn’t yet bred contempt.

  7. Christianity : Less restrictions on its followers.

  8. Homer Simpson : Never liked the other one.

  9. Electric Blue and Black : Don’t like Lemon Yellow, but would vote for Hot Pink and Black if it were an option

  10. Elton John : More interesting a person than Billy Joel

  11. Jimmy Hendrix : Electric Ladyland is sublime

  12. Heinz : If we are talking about food manufacturers.

  13. Bentley : Sportier marque, less association with social climbers.

  14. Queen Elizabeth : “I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England, too.”

  15. Birthday Party : Baby Showers are foreign to me, being English. They seem excessive considering presents will be given at birth and or christening.

  16. Dog : A dog likes you, a cat puts up with you.

  17. Butts : Though brests are necessary, they are good whatever their shape. A good butt is a better determination of good health.

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

is it 1 or 1,000,000 of the same thing. Or could the thing be different depending on what you choose.

114

Now now, no jumping ahead. :wink:

115

You’re given no information at all (including that) until after you’ve chosen.

116

Then since the number doesn’t even need to relate to the number of items you receive, I’d chose 1,000,000 as the more interesting choice.

117

  1. **Coke ** or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. **PC ** or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. **Homer Simpson ** or Hank Hill

  10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. **Elton John ** or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. **Heinz ** or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

  16. **Charlotte ** or Atlanta

  17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

  18. **Cat ** or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or **Pecs ** (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: 1,000,000

118

  1. **Coke ** or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. **PC ** or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. **Homer Simpson ** or Hank Hill

  10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. **Elton John ** or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. **Heinz ** or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

  16. **Charlotte ** or Atlanta

  17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

  18. **Cat ** or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or **Pecs ** (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: 1,000,000

119

  1. **Coke ** or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. **PC ** or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. **Homer Simpson ** or Hank Hill

  10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. **Elton John ** or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. **Heinz ** or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

  16. **Charlotte ** or Atlanta

  17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

  18. **Cat ** or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: 1,000,000

120

Really, I’m not that opinionated. I swear. I blame the computer.