Poll

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1 ** or 1,000,000

(I have to enter at least 2 more characters !)

  1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke (Well, Diet Coke actually) 90% of my coke drinking is from fountain taps, where I much prefer Diet Coke. When bringing stuff home from the store, I buy whatever is on sale. I do try to track down Tab, though. Am I the only person who still loves this '70s holdover?

  2. Hillary or Barack: I can’t envision myself ever voting for a Democrat, but given these, I’d have to go with Barack. I heard him give a speech which prominently featured many references to Jesus Christ and his faith. I respect that.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles: LA, I guess, though I’m partial to the suburban lifestyle.

  4. Rome or Paris: Again; two bad choices. **Rome ** wins b/c it’s not full of French people.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud: Marxism is responsible for untold human misery; so go with Freud.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle. I have no idea who these people are.

  7. PC or Mac. PC

  8. Islam or Christianity. Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill. Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow. This is just a color preference, and not some weird band scene? If so, go with blue and black.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel. **Joel ** by a nose. I like both

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix. Clapton.

  13. Heinz or Hunts. No preference. Ketchup is ketchup

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley. No preference. Not into the high end car scene.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf. No preference. No interest in European royalty

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta. Charlotte.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower. Birthday party.

  18. Cat or Dog. CAT. Probably the strongest preference on this list. I love cats and *really * do not like dogs.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians). Breasts, (but it’s all good!). Not the typical “bigger is better” though. smallish and natural > fake

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men). N/A

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000. Who needs 1,000,000 of anything?

Nope. The first time Mr. Stuff saw this stuff in the grocery store, I thought he was going to wet himself with excitement. We don’t drink much soda, but I bring that home for him as a special treat sometimes. Frankly, it tastes pretty nasty to me, but whatever blows your skirt up …

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle (who? and who?)

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity [theology: Islam; practice: Christianity]

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts (?? catsup ?? I don’t do catsup)

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) (with some major bodily features ranked higher than either, btw)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity neither, thanks

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimi Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

My understanding is that a man’s package is the bulge in his crotch. I sure hope I’m right. It’s not something I care to google. In any case, that’s how I’m using the term. If anyone wishes to change their choice accordingly, please feel free.

Well, I’m sure u know what u’re talking about and that it’s a common word, I’m not American or English, so there are some slang words I don’t understand… :frowning: So I’ll choose Pecs, even if I’m not very impressed by them… I first look at men’s hair. I’m a fetishist of some kind…

  1. Coke

  2. Hillary

  3. New York City

  4. Paris

  5. Neither

  6. Who are they?

  7. PC

  8. Neither

  9. Homer Simpson

  10. Electric Blue and Black

  11. Billy Joel

  12. Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud

  15. King Gustaf (Do you mean King Carl Gustav of Sweden?)

  16. Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party

  18. Cat

  19. Breasts

Bonus: 1,000,000

Yes.

Bolded my choices

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. Rome or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi
    Pepsi, definitely. Coke is too… I dunno. Unsophisticated, or something.

  2. Hillary or Barack
    I know relatively little of US politics, but tentatively Barack.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles
    LA. Climate, baby!

  4. Rome or Paris
    Paris. I have never been to Rome, but would still like to go.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud
    Marx. Freud was embarassingly-obsessed with sex.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle
    No idea who these are. No choice.

  7. PC or Mac
    Mac. Yes, I use a PC at home, but I like good design, and if I was buying a new machine, I’d get a Mac.

  8. Islam or Christianity
    As a Pagan, I’m not terribly enthusiastic about either of them. For me, it’s a choice of which religion do I dislike the least, so… Christianity. Even though I am aware of the beauties that many flavours of Islam have. But they’re very close, and it’s essentially a toss-up. If the question has dealt with specific flavours of Islam and Christianity, that would be different: I loathe the authoritarian sects and can get along with the liberal sects of both religions.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill
    Homer Simpson

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow
    I like both of these. But if I had to choose… blue and black.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel
    Elton John. No contest, even though Elton did that crappy “Nikita” song, his 1970’s work such as “Funeral for a Friend” puts him into the lead.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
    Jimmy Hendrix. Again, no contest; Clapton’s song “Cocaine” puts him out of the running.

  13. Heinz or Hunts
    Heinz. No strong preference.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley
    Bentley, definitely. I may be rich, but I still want to drive myself.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf
    King Gustaf. You mean Queen Elizabeth the First and King Gustaf Adolphus of around the same time period, of course.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta
    Charlotte, simply because I get the impression that Atlanta has too much unintelligent sprawl.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower
    Birthday party.

  18. Cat or Dog
    Cat, definitely. Dogs are too servile.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)
    Breasts, oh yes definitely. :slight_smile:

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
One. But it better be a damn good one.

  1. Coke or Pepsi - I drink diet Coke.

  2. Hillary or Barack - I don’t trust Hillary.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles - I’ve been to LA and I don’t want to go back

  4. Rome or Paris - Rome is full of all that cool old stuff.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - no opinion

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - only because her name is “Kitty”

  7. PC or Mac - PC’s seem more useful

  8. Islam or Christianity - I’m neither, but Islam makes more sense to me that the whole Trinity, died for your sins thing.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - I don’t watch either of them, but I know I don’t like Homer.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - Blue is better than pink

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - definitely love the Stranger

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - I like Unplugged

  13. Heinz or Hunts - it’s a 'Burgh thing

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - Bentley just sounds classier

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - I don’t know Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - The only babies I liked were my own, and I’m done with that phase.

  18. Cat or Dog - I have cats and I’m a little scared of dogs. And dogs are too smelly and messy.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1 ** or 1,000,000 - A million could be too many, but you’re still ahead with one.

  1. Coke
  2. Barack
  3. ??? - I don’t even understand this question. - LA I guess just cause its alphbetical
  4. Rome
  5. Karl Marx
  6. Arlene Francis
  7. PC
  8. Islam
  9. Homer Simpson
  10. Electric Blue and Black
  11. Billy Joel
  12. Eric Clapton
  13. Heinz
  14. Bentley
  15. King Gustaf
  16. Charlotte (the spider)
  17. Baby Shower
  18. Cat
  19. Butts
  20. N/A
    Bonus: 1

I don’t know you well enough to know whether that’s an answer with a humorous toss-off or just a plain no answer. :slight_smile: I’ll treat it as the latter unless you respond differently. Thanks for participating!

  1. Coke

  2. Barack (only because I have an unreasonable hatred for Hillary)

  3. New York City

  4. Rome

  5. Sigumnd Freud

  6. Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC

  8. Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson

  10. Electric Blue and Black

  11. Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton

  13. Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud

  15. Queen Elizabeth

  16. Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party

  18. Dog

  19. Butts

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000. 1,000,000.

How is 3 not understanable, but 4 is answerable ? I’m confuzzled.

  1. Pepsi - Best non-alcoholic drink ever invented

  2. Barack - Hillary seems too fake

  3. New York City

  4. Paris

  5. Karl Marx

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - no idea

  7. Mac

  8. Christianity - I like Christ’s messages, very Gandhi-like

  9. Homer Simpson

  10. Electric Blue and Black

  11. Elton John

  12. Eric Clapton

  13. Heinz

  14. Bentley

  15. King Gustaf

  16. Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party

  18. Dog

  19. Butts

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1

  1. Coke
  2. Hillary
  3. New York City
  4. Rome
  5. Sigmund Freud
  6. (I don’t know who either of these people are)
  7. PC
  8. Christianity
  9. Hank Hill
  10. Electric Blue and Black
  11. Elton John
  12. Eric Clapton
  13. Heinz
  14. (?)
  15. Queen Elizabeth
  16. Atlanta
  17. Birthday Party
  18. Cat
  19. Butts
  20. N/A (straight male)

I’d rather take one of whatever it is, even if it’s good, than to risk getting a milion of something bad.

Paris and Rome are both ancient cities in different countries. Big difference. I see # 3 as having the same sort of choice as “Houston or Kansas City?” or “Scranton or Buffalo?” How would anyone who doesn’t live one place or the other have any idea?