Which of the following famous or witty epitaphs would you choose for your own gravestone?
- Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here.
- If you can read this, you are standing on my bones.
- Go away – I’m asleep.
- There goes the neighbourhood.
- The best is yet to come.
- Here lies an atheist – all dressed up and no place to go.
- That’s all folks!
- I told you I was sick.
- Cursed be he that moves my bones.
- I was hoping for a pyramid.
- Now I know something you don’t.
- Pardon me for not rising.
- I came here without being consulted and I leave without my consent.
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