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[John_DiFool]

Gee, Mom and Dad. Thanks for fucking me over, 63 years in advance. A Legal Name Rant

So, my parents decided before I was born to honor both dead great-grandfathers. Therefore, my birth certificate reads: Cartooniverse Stephen Crane Doper Nice. Honor, honor, honor. Problem? When applying for my first Social Security card, parents discovered that only ONE middle name could be used. Period. So, my SS card reads: Cartooniverse Steven Doper. No clue why. My signature as a teenager, so it seems, appears on the card sitting in front of me. My Driver’s License reads identically, a…

How many LEGAL names does your full name currently have (= the max you have or use on any official document)

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