Allow me to try this one again:
You are booking a 3-night stay at a bed and breakfast. You have two room options. The rooms are identical, except that one has a queen-sized bed and a shower, the other has a king-sized bed and no shower, just a semi-fancy, jetted tub.
For the purposes of this poll, assume you are traveling with a significant other (even if there is no SO in real life.
- I’ll take the room with the shower
- I’ll take the room with the king-sized bed
- Other
- mmm is demonstrating a cognitive decline that appears to be more severe than that of Donald John Trump
- mmm is demonstrating a cognitive decline that appears to be more severe than that of Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.
- Neither
- Both
If you fly a commercial airline with carry-on luggage only, no checked bags, what is your largest piece of carry-on luggage?
- A piece of luggage with wheels
- A piece of luggage without wheels
- A backpack
- A purse or handbag
- A shoulder bag or pouch
- A duffel bag
- Something else
A piece of carry-on luggage with wheels is called a:
- Roll aboard / rollaboard
- Roller board / rollerboard
Assuming you have siblings, and your parents are about to leave you and your sibs a sizable legacy upon death, how are you most likely to split it - if there is no written will?
- Split it equally (i.e., if there are four offspring, each get 25%)
- Split it some method other than equal shares
- other answer
I am considering celebrating Canada Day instead of Independence Day this year.
- Great idea, I might do the same!
- Good idea!
- You could celebrate both…
- You do you.
- I am outraged and shall froth all over the Discussion Thread about it.
- I’m Canadian, so I pretty much do this every year.
- What is Canada Day and/or Independence Day??
You have the option of living here:
What’s your initial reaction?
How often do you use salt?
- Just about every meal
- Often
- Rarely
- Never
How often do you use pepper?
- Just about every meal
- Often
- Rarely
- Never
How often do you use tumeric?
- Just about every meal
- Often
- Rarely
- Never
When you use salt at a meal:
- That means i use it when i cook the meal
- That means i add it to my food at the table
- It’s ambiguous, and i counted both ways of using salt
- Something else.
How do you like your toast cooked
- Well done
- Medium well
- Medium
- Medium Rare
- Rare
- Raw
Do you care that Elendil_s_Heir misspelled “turmeric”?
- Yes, very much
- A little
- Not at all
- I thought it was spelled “tumeric”
- Stop being such a nit-picker
Which of these Broadway shows, which are up for Tony Awards this year (in some way, including scenic design and book and stuff like that,) would you most like to see? You may choose up to five.
- “Boop!”
- “Buena Vista Social Club”
- “Dead Outlaw”
- “Death Becomes Her”
- “English”
- “Eureka Day”
- “Floyd Collins”
- “Glengarry Glen Ross”
- “Good Night, and Good Luck”
- “Gypsy”
- “The Hills of California”
- “John Proctor Is the Villain”
- “Just in Time”
- “Maybe Happy Ending”
- “Oh, Mary!”
- “Operation Mincemeat”
- “Our Town”
- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
- “Pirates! The Penzance Musical”
- “Purpose”
- “Real Women Have Curves”
- “Romeo + Juliet”
- “The Roommate”
- “Smash”
- “Stranger Things: The First Shadow”
- “Sunset Boulevard”
- “Swept Away”
- “A Wonderful World: The Louis Armstrong Musical”
- “Yellow Face”
You are telling someone about an event that happened back in 2003. How do you say the year?
- two thousand three
- two thousand and three
- twenty oh three
- oh three
- three
- something else
How did you first learn how to play solitaire?
- A family member taught me
- A friend taught me
- Someone else taught me
- I deduced the rules by watching others play
- I deduced the rules through trial and error when trying to play a software version
- I read the rules in a book
- I read the rules on a website
- I read the rules somewhere else
- I used a tutorial that came with a software version
- I don’t remember how I learned
- I never learned how to play solitaire
Besides washing yourself, what have you been known to do while having a bath or shower?
- read books
- read e-books
- read newspapers or magazines
- browse the web on a phone, tablet, or computer
- play games on a phone, tablet, or computer
- play with bath toys
- listen to music
- listen to audio books
- listen to podcasts or talk radio
- watch TV, movies, or videos
- brush your teeth
- brush or comb your hair
- shave
- sing
- rehearse something
- brainstorm
- talk on the phone
- talk with other people in the bathroom
- talk to your pets
- talk to yourself
- trim or file your nails
- paint your nails
- eat
- drink
- pee (on your diseased feet or otherwise)
You are walking down an empty street alone. An unsavory character appears and sizes you up, deciding whether to mug you. Based on your appearance, will he think that you are “tougher” than you really are?
- I look tougher than I am.
- I am tougher than I look.
- I am exactly as tough as I look.
- Something else. No wait, there is no Something else option on this poll. The three options above cover all possible situations. I can prove with mathematical rigor that there is no need for a Something else option. So don’t give me any of that Something else crap. Don’t you dare click this button. I mean it!