- Parking spots
- Sparking pots
My dad bought a new iphone, my stepmum assumed that it would need a new headphone adapter so she bought one, when my dad tried to fit it, they figured out that the headphones that my dad already had were already the right fit. Their immediate reaction was “send it back”, in such an easy tone that I assume they do this kind of thing regularly. There’s clearly nothing wrong with the item, but it’s now been opened and ever so slightly used.
On this issue:
- My parents are jerks
- My parents are not jerks.
Your credit score:
- I know what it is, I check it regularly
- I have a good idea what it is, I’ve checked it within the past six months or so
- I have a general idea what it is
- I have no clue what it is
- Other
- I care very much what it is
- I care somewhat what it is
- I sort of don’t care what it is
- I care very little or not at all what it is
- Other
Discourse Tags - Other than the ones auto-generated, do you use them when creating a new Thread?
- Yes, of course!
- No, why bother?
- Sometimes, if I can be bothered/remember.
- Something else that this poster will hopefully explain elsewhere.
Do you use tags to filter ( for OR against) certain topics?
- Yes, especially to filter FOR certain interests.
- Yes, especially to filter OUT certain interests.
- No, but this intrigues me.
- No, I can’t be bothered.
- No, tags are a sign of the end times!
- Sometimes, if I can be bothered/remember.
- I have opinions and must explain elsewhere!
Bonus: Did you know the SDMB Discourse has a list of current tags (since they’re not all intuitive and/or scrollable in the tiny window, especially on mobile) HERE?
- Yes, I did.
- No I didn’t.
- This was your plan all along, wasn’t it?
- Why must you bother me with your tag-related obsession PL?
- Is it secret? Is it safe?! Is it Other!?!?!?!
You’re driving somewhere, and your route takes you past a school. It’s morning, so parents are arriving at the school to drop off their kids. The vehicle in front of you is driven by one of those parents, and they need to turn right into the school’s driveway. However, instead of making the turn, they come to a complete stop and wave for a car coming from the other direction that was waiting to turn left into the same driveway to go ahead of them. How do you feel about this driver?
If it matters to you, this is on a small residential street, not a major thoroughfare. And the driver had plenty of room to complete the turn; there was no line of cars backed up to the street or anything. In other words there was no other reason for them to stop.
- The driver is being polite by letting that other car go first.
- The driver is being rude by blocking the traffic behind them and/or not following established right of way rules.
- I feel neutral about this driver / something else / other
Which of these are acceptable reasons to drive partway in someone else’s lane:
- You are distracted
- You are not paying attention
- You’re bad at steering
- The road curves
- You are a moron
- You are an asshole
- To punish the driver in the other lane for some reason
- None of these
Which is the closest to how you pronounce “February”?
- Feb-roo-air-ee
- Feb-you-air-ee
- Feb-ruh-ree
- Feb-yuh-ree
- Throat-warbler mangrove
- None of these are close to how I say it
How do you decide how much gasoline to put in your car?
- Fill up the tank to the brim, simple
- Do a mental guesstimate of math: “My tank is one-quarter full, gas is $3.49 per gallon, I think $21 is what I need, less than totally full”
- Some other method
- I don’t use a gasoline car, or other answer
At what point do you typically add more gasoline to the tank?
- When it gets to about 3/4 full
- When it gets to about 1/2 full
- When it gets to about 1/4 full
- When the refuel light comes on
- Between bone dry and the refuel light coming on
- I don’t have to gas up a motorcar
- Someone else gasses up my motorcar
- Other
How often do you listen to a podcast?
- At least once per day
- Six days per week
- Five days per week
- Four days per week
- Three days per week
- Two days per week
- One day per week
- Several days per month
- Less than one day per month
- Never
Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup?
- Edmonton Oilers, because they’re my team
- Edmonton Oilers, because they’re Canadian
- Edmonton Oilers, for other reasons
- Florida Panthers, because they’re my team
- Florida Panthers, because they’re American
- Florida Panthers, for other reasons
- I really don’t care
- What’s the Stanley Cup?
Have you ever roasted a marshmallow in a campfire?
- Yes
- No
- something else
What is your drinking preference with respect to straws? Choose up to 4
- Plastic straw
- Metal Straw
- Paper Straw
- Plastic straw with a twisty corkscrew design
- Don’t generally use a straw
- I don’t use straws - what am I, like 4 years old? No, I am an adult
- No preference
- Some other answer
Do you believe the use of drinking straws as an adult is childish/immature?
- No
- Yes, but I cannot articulate why
- Yes, and I have a justification for my opinion
- I’ve never given it a moment’s thought
- Other
Which of these adrenaline activities have you done:
- Scuba Diving
- Sky Dive
- Bungee Jump
- Parasail
- Flown in a helicoptor
- Flown in a small fixed wing plane (4 seats or less)
- Riden a motorbike (as driver or pillion)
- Skied
- Driven on a race track (e.g. on a Track day)
- None of these
- Some other that I must put in discussions
Do you enjoy spending time at the beach?
- Yes, I love it!
- I like it.
- I am indifferent to it.
- I dislike it.
- I loathe it with the power of a thousand suns. Hey…suns! That was clever!
- Other / it depends
Which of these sea creatures have you seen alive in the wild (not in an aquarium, zoo, etc)?
- Anenome
- Barracuda
- Chambered nautilus
- Christmas tree worm
- Clownfish
- Coral
- Crab
- Dolphin or porpoise
- Flatfish (sole, flounder, etc)
- Lobster
- Manta ray
- Moray eel
- Octopus
- Orca
- Pufferfish
- Sea cucumber
- Sea horse
- Sea star (starfish)
- Sea turtle
- Sea urchin
- Seal or sea lion
- Shark
- Squid
- Stingray
- Whale
I got a takeout order from a Mexican place and took it to a busy park to eat and relax. When I got there, I found in my bag a burrito that I had neither ordered nor paid for. I almost certainly won’t eat it myself (I’m a picky eater; I haven’t even looked at it to see what’s in it). It seems like a waste to toss it, so…
Would you accept an uneaten, wrapped burrito from a total stranger?
- Yes!! Free burrito!
- No! Are you kidding?!
- Depending on the circumstances, there’s a nonzero chance I might take it.
About how old do you think you are?
not your chronological age, how old your mind/heart is
- 34
- 8
- 26
- 12
- 16
- 41
- 95
Are you attending a “No Kings” protest on Saturday June 14th?
- Yes.
- No.
- Not able to, but would if I could.
- Not sure.
- Other.