Which of these television ads do you find the most annoying? Ads for…
- Politicians
- Attorneys
- Drug companies
- Casinos
0 voters
What do you call a student’s first year of High School?
- Freshman year
- Ninth grade
- Either - Those terms are interchangeable
- Something else
0 voters
Which of the following items do you have publicly displayed on your property?
For purposes of this poll, a “sign” can be any displayed item which conveys a message. A statue of Jesus, for example, would be a sign indicating affiliation with a religion.
Due to the board limitation, this poll has been split into two parts. You can vote for as many items as apply.
- American flag (you live in the United States)
- American flag (you live outside the United States)
- National flag of the country you live in (other than US)
- National flag of a country other than the one you live in
- State/provincial flag
- Political campaign sign (for future election)
- Political campaign sign (for past election)
- Sign promoting/opposing a cause
- Sign promoting a hobby/recreational activity
- Sign indicating affiliation with a school
- Sign indicating affiliation with a sports team
- Sign indicating affiliation with a religion
- Halloween decoration(s)
- Christmas decoration(s)
- Other holiday decorations(s)
- None of the above
0 voters
Which of the following items do you have publicly displayed on your property?
For purposes of this poll, a “sign” can be any displayed item which conveys a message. A statue of Jesus, for example, would be a sign indicating affiliation with a religion.
Due to the board limitation, this poll has been split into two parts. You can vote for as many items as apply.
- Sign for a garage/yard sale
- Sign for farm/garden produce sale
- Sign for car(s) for sale
- Sign for other item(s) for sale
- Sign for item(s) being offered for free
- Sign requesting clean landfill
- Sign indicating house/property is for sale/has been sold
- Sign indicating house/property is for rent
- Sign advertising a business on the property
- Sign advertising a business located elsewhere
- Sign warning against trespassing
- Sign regarding a lost animal
- None of the above
- Something other than what has been listed in these polls
0 voters
Hypothetical: Putin declares, “Anyone who opposes Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is a Nazi and a fascist.” (which Putin sort of did, prior to the invasion) In response, a prominent American official (such as the U.S. president) says, “If that’s the definition, then I’m proud to be a Nazi and a fascist.” And a large number of Americans begin displaying pro-Ukraine signs and bumper stickers, “Proud to be a Nazi!”
What do you think of such a response?
- good
- bad
0 voters
I have this flag in my yard, which is an American flag but the red and white stripes have been changed out for a selection of stripes to represent people of all colors and sexualities and gender identities.
- That counts as both “American Flag” and “Sign promoting a cause”
- That only counts as a “Sign promoting a cause”
- Weird flex but okay
- It’s not okay, I dislike this flag
0 voters
A skywriter wants to draw pictures in the sky. Which do you choose?
- Peace sign
- Minion
- Beavis
- Mudflap girl
- Kitty
- Hammer and sickle
- Mister Mustard
- Discobot
- Dick graffiti
0 voters
If you picked the peace sign in the previous poll, did you pick :
- The first one
- The second one
0 voters
Did you think there was any difference between the two peace signs in the previous poll?
- yes
- no
- other
0 voters
I can’t see any of the imgurs in Hatchie’s poll 
- True; probably the firewall at work
- True; unknown reason
- False
- There were imgurs??!?!
0 voters
Choose one:
- Mean Mr. Mustard
- Nice Mr. Mustard
- Hot Mr. Mustard
0 voters
If you had $1,000,000, which of the following things would you buy?
- House
- Furniture
- K-Car
- Tree fort
- Tiny fridge
- Pre-wrapped sausages
- Fur coat (but not a real one, that’s cruel)
- Exotic pet, e.g. llama or emu
- John Merrick’s remains
- Limo ride to the store
- Kraft Dinner
- Expensive ketchup
- Green dress (but not a real one, that’s cruel)
- Art
- Monkey
- Love
- None of these
0 voters
Anyone else think that Hatchie’s last two poll options might be the wrong way round ?
- Yes
- No
- Other
0 voters
It is 3 days later and no text…
- Surprised
- Not surprised
0 voters
… which I didn’t expect, giving it about 7% odds…
- Too high
- Too low
- Sounds about right
0 voters
… however, I am learning some basic Spanish phrases like “hello”, “my name is Juan”, “would you like to have dinner?”, so if she is there next Saturday morning, I will have further opportunity to embarrass myself.
- That’s the spirit!
- You’re a braver man than I, Gunga Din
- Lol, you fool!
0 voters
Do you suspect JohnT’s waitress is actually fluent in English and is just testing him to see how serious he is?
- No, that seems highly unlikely and something that only happens in movies
- Yes, because she is clearly a shrewd woman
0 voters
Do you think JohnT should be furiously working through Duolingo modules right now instead of clicking on polls?
- Yes
- No
- I am JohnT and I am procrastinating learning Spanish right now
0 voters
You and your extended family are given a massive inheritance. Some of the wording in the will is confusing or odd-sounding in such a way that it could lead certain people to believe they get all of the money, most or none at all, etc.
Could you trust your family to handle the whole matter nicely and fairly?
- yes, we’d do it nicely
- no, there’d be conflict
0 voters
Suppose you bought a van that was advertised as having a 9-speed automatic transmission. However, you later learned that your van literally never used 8th and 9th gears, even at freeway speeds, making it effectively a 7-speed transmission (At least at sane driving speeds; maybe if you got the van up to 100 mph it would upshift). This is because the manufacturer simply repurposed an existing transmission that was designed for a different vehicle, and in a big, boxy, un-aerodynamic van there’s never an appropriate time to use the top two gears at normal driving speeds. Note that this is the base transmission; it’s not like you paid extra for more gears.
Would you feel cheated?
- Yes, if they advertise a nine speed transmission it should be able to utilize all nine gears in typical driving.
- No, it technically has nine gears, to it’s fine to call it a nine speed even if it doesn’t use all of them.
- Meh. I don’t care how many gears it has as long as it moves the vehicle.
0 voters
What’s more valuable:
- My life
- The light bulbs in my car’s headlights/taillights
0 voters
When it gets dark, why don’t you turn on your headlights/taillights while driving?
- It’s not that dark
- I’ll be home in a flash.
- I can see fine; if other people can’t see me, that’s their problem.
- I forgot to turn them on.
- I’m a moron
- I’m an asshole
- The daytime running lights are always on – they’re sufficient.
- My light bulbs are too valuable to use!
- My light bulbs are burnt out and I can’t afford to replace them
- My lights are supposed to turn themselves on; if that mechanism is broken, how would I ever know?
- My lights turn themselves on and that mechanism doesn’t think it is dark enough; I defer to the mechanism’s wisdom.
- I turn my lights on. ::rolleyes::
0 voters
- Scalloped
- Au Gratin
0 voters
Did you have Monday off from work?
- Yes, for Columbus day
- Yes, for Indigenous Peoples day
- Yes, for Thanksgiving
- Yes, for I am retired or unemployed and have every day off this week
- Yes, because I took a personal or sick day
- No
0 voters