Polls only: No discussion

[DCnDC]

Worse way to die:

• Drowning
• Burning

[DCnDC]

If you’re the second voter on a poll do you assume the first vote was the poll writer?

• Yes
• No
• When you assume, you make an “ass” of both “u” and “me.”

[kenobi_65]

Your favorite month:

• January
• February
• March
• April
• May
• June
• July
• August
• September
• October
• November
• December

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

(this just happened to me 5 minutes ago)
If you find an old Powerball ticket that you never checked - and realize that it is more than a year old (and thus void) - do you check to see if you would have won anything? For the record, I am going to check right after I post this poll.

• Yes
• No

[RollOutTheBarrel]

Which of these authors have you read (to completion) at least one book by?

• Agatha Christie
• Lee Child
• Mary Higgens Clark
• Clive Cussler
• Jeffrey Deaver
• Ken Follett
• Sue Grafton
• Stephen King
• J.K. Rowling
• Nicholas Sparks

[RollOutTheBarrel]

Oops, I forgot the “none of the above” option!

• I selected at least one answer so I didn’t need a “none of the above” option
• I could have used a “none of the above” option

[WildaBeast]

What’s you’re favorite sketch comedy show?

• Monty Python’s Flying Circus
• Saturday Night Live (pick your favorite era)
• The Kids in the Hall
• Upright Citizens Brigade
• Mr. Show With Bob and David
• Mad TV
• Some other show I didn’t think of – please post it in the discussion thread.

[Mr.E]

Does anyone even know the difference between Scalloped and Au Gratin potatoes?

• Yeah, plenty of people do. Some Encyclopedia you are.
• I may have googled it real quick to double check before voting.
• There is no difference. I will die on this hill.
• There’s a difference, but honestly taters is taters if you know what I mean.

[Velocity]

If you could rewind back to age 20 and re-live life with the accumulated wisdom and experience you have now (but no foreknowledge of lottery numbers, Bitcoin, stocks, etc.), how successful would you be?

• I would be wildly successful, compared to the real me
• I would be quite successful
• I would be only somewhat successful
• I would actually fail even more than now

[DCnDC]

You see a large explosion and fireball about a quarter mile away. It’s large but you’re not directly in immediate danger (it’s not going to reach you). Do you run toward it, or away?

• I run towards it.
• I just run away.
• I stand and watch until I’m forced to do one or the other, but most likely run away.
• I run towards it until I can clearly see what it is, then I’ll decide.
• I run away until I feel it’s safe, then I cautiously move towards it.
• Something completely else.

[JohnT]

One from each decade. If you don’t know the artist, don’t vote, it’s no big deal.

Buddy Holly:

1950’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

The Beatles:

1960’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

Fleetwood Mac:

1970’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

Madonna:

1980’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

Nirvana:

1990’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

Beyonce:

2000’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

Drake:

2010’s

• Under Rated
• Over Rated
• Properly Rated

[DCnDC]

How do you dice an onion?

I assume everyone starts with cutting off the stem end, cutting in half, then peeling the skin off, and ends with perpendicular cuts. In the middle, you:

• Make vertical cuts then parallel cuts
• Make fan cuts
• Throw it in a food processor
• something else

The traditional “parallel cuts” method:

Dicing An Onion | Gordon Ramsay

The “fan cut” method:

Onion Dice without Parallel Cut

[WildaBeast]

When you say something is over rated / under rated, you mean:

• I have some scientific way of rating things, and my result is higher/lower than some other official rating.
• I just personally like/dislike it more/less than other people seem to.

[WildaBeast]

These are two burger places many people rave about. You must choose a side.

• In-N-Out
• Five Guys

[susan]

I have never eaten at either burger place.

• I therefore skipped the poll.
• I answered randomly.

[Velocity]

News coverage about Trump’s numerous scandals, lies, buffoonery or illegal deeds:

• I’m fatigued of it
• I will never get tired of hearing about it, I want more

[Karen_Lingel]

Listening to Trump himself

• Please, MAKE IT STOP!
• I’m fatigued of it
• Meh/Other
• It’s hilarious, keep it coming!
• I love Trump and can’t get enough of his wisdom

[Karen_Lingel]

TV commercials that look like they were filmed on someone’s phone:

• Dislike them because of the aspect ratio. ROTATE YOUR PHONE, PEOPLE!!!
• Dislike them because they look stupid and amateurish.
• Dislike them because they are FAKE phone videos, which aren’t fooling anyone
• Have no opinion about them.
• Like them because it makes it seem like real people are approving the products, rather than paid spokespeople
• Like them because I use my phone so much that the aspect ratio seems more normal than horizontal.
• Like them because advertising is clearly not a big part of their budget, so the product is probably cheaper.
• Other opinion

[elfkin477]

How old were you the first time your family moved to a new home?

• Less than a year old
• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10
• 11
• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15
• 16
• 17
• I didn’t move as a child
• I didn’t move as a child, and my parents still have never moved (or lived in my childhood home the rest of their lives)

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

How many homes have you lived in? (“permanent” homes, not school lodging, staying with friends, etc.)

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10
• More than 10