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When is it OK to use an apostrophe to create a plural?

  • Anytime, from Apple’s to Zebra’s
  • With proper names, like the Smith’s
  • With letters, like ABC’s or CEO’s
  • With numbers, like the 1960’s or 747’s
  • Some other instance
  • NEVER!

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What color cars or trucks have you owned? If it had a two tone paint job you can pick two colors, but if it was mostly one color with some stripes or something lust pick the main color. Only pick the “multicolored” option if it was something really wild, like this. If it was an “in between” color like say teal just pick whatever option you think is closest. Only use the “other” option if it was truly some color that isn’t even close to any of the options.

  • Red
  • Orange
  • Yellow
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Purple
  • Pink
  • White / Beige
  • Grey
  • Silver
  • Gold / Champagne
  • Black
  • Brown / Copper
  • Some multicolored pattern
  • Unpainted stainless steel, for I have owned a DeLorean!
  • Primer
  • Rust
  • Other
  • I’ve never owned a car but I want to vote anyway.

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Does California have the death penalty?

  • It’s complicated, but yes.
  • It’s complicated, but no.
  • It’s complicated and I have no idea how to answer that.
  • I don’t live in California and can’t be bothered to do the research. Especially because I hear it is pretty complicated!

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Should there be a death penalty for apostrophe abuse?

  • Many Yesses
  • Some Yes’s
  • Hindus’ss’s, Baconse’s, or Otherses’s
  • Some No’s
  • Many Noes’
  • [Copy editor throws papers into the air and quits on the spot]

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Considering that average life expectancy is 76, should the term “midlife crisis” mean people who are at age 38 rather than in their fifties?

  • yes
  • no

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What a crazy language! ; the word meaning “…despite the prevailing circumstances” obviously is
  • Regardless
  • Irregardless

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Your rating for Peter Jackson’s The Return of the King is:
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1

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Do you eat a food trucks?

  • never have, but willing
  • Never have, but unwilling
  • Have once to a few times
  • Pretty often over the years
  • All the time
  • Other/what’s a food truck?

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For those of you who wear corrective lenses, how would you fare without them?

  • I’d be OK.
  • I’d have some minor difficulties, but I could muddle through.
  • I’d have some major difficulties and would need assistance.
  • I don’t wear any kind of corrective lenses.
  • other

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I always thought a stereotypical “midlife crisis” occurred around age 40. To comply with the rules of this thread, what age range do you think of when you hear “midlife crisis”?

  • Younger than 30
  • 30-34
  • 35-39
  • 40-44
  • 45-49
  • 50-54
  • 55-59
  • 60 or older

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When you “eat a food trucks,” what usually happens?

  • I need emergency surgical intervention
  • My family or friends stop me after just a few bites
  • It literally kills me
  • Eh, my gut can handle anything

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How satisfied are you with the condition of your teeth?

  • Extremely
  • Very
  • Somewhat
  • Not so much
  • Not at all
  • Pass the creamed corn

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It’s:

  • Howdy Doody time
  • raining men
  • Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  • time for Aaaaa-ni-maaaaa-niacs
  • always sunny in Philadelphia
  • the eye of the tiger
  • the end of the world as we know it
  • been one week since you looked at me
  • my party, and I’ll cry if I want to
  • turtles all the way down
  • centrifugal motion
  • perpetual bliss
  • my HEAD, Schwartz! It’s my HEAD!

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  • I am Canadian and I like poutine
  • I am Canadian and I dislike poutine
  • I am non-Canadian and I like poutine
  • I am non-Canadian and I dislike poutine

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  • I am non-Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, but it sounds like something I’d like so I choose “I like poutine” in the above poll
  • I am non-Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, but it sounds like something I’d dislike so I choose “I dislike poutine” in the above poll
  • I am non-Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, so I didn’t vote in the above poll
  • I am Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, but it sounds like something I’d like so I choose “I like poutine” in the above poll
  • I am Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, but it sounds like something I’d dislike so I choose “I dislike poutine” in the above poll
  • I am Canadian, and I’ve never tried poutine, so I didn’t vote in the above poll
  • I have tried poutine, and chose the appropriate option in the above poll, but I want to vote in this one, too.

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It’s the spookiest time of the year, and you might need to sit down because I’m about to say something many of you will find sacrilegious: horror and scifi movies from the late 60s through about 1981 kind of suck. I watched several, but oh god, they were so terrible I stopped. Long before I got to several so-called classics, actually.

But for you I’ll try to keep an open mind and make a minimal effort (i.e. if I can find it on streaming). Which of these movies that I’ve never seen should I give a shot? You only get to pick one, so make it count.

Oh, and bear in mind, while I haven’t seen these movies, it doesn’t mean I don’t know what they’re basically about. Some I’ve read the book, some I’ve seen updated takes on them in the forms of remakes or prequels, sequels or a TV show spin-off. As for the others…well, after 45 years of marinating in US culture it’s hard not to have heard about many of them.

  • The Exorcist
  • Alien
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Eraserhead
  • Salem’s Lot
  • House
  • Soylent Green
  • West World
  • Demon Seed
  • Scanners
  • Carrie
  • The Brood

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Stupidest f’ing moving ever made.

  • Erasorhead
  • Something else
  • haven’t seen Erasorhead, but I’ll take your word for it

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Weighing yourself on the bathroom scale before and after peeing:

  • cool idea, see how much liquid weight was peed out
  • that’s weird

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One of the things that makes fast food fast is that they will often simply hand you an item that’s already been cooked, so don’t have to wait while they cook your food. In-N-Out does not do that; if you go there you will always get a burger fresh off the grill, which means you’ll always wait longer there than you would at say McDonald’s. But that’s also one of the things that makes In-N-Out’s burgers higher quality than other places. But In-N-Out has all the other elements of a fast food restaurant: a drive thru, fiberglass booths, counter service, a simple menu, etc., so people generally consider them to be fast food.

So based on that description, do you think In-N-Out is truly a fast food restaurant?

  • Yes, they’re still a fast food place. Serving already cooked food is not the defining characteristic of a fast food resturant.
  • No, if you have to wait for them to cook your burger they’re not really fast food.

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Starship Troopers (the movie) is:
  • Brilliant biting satire
  • Idiotic anvilicious dreck
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