Do you believe that food trucks are inherently less sanitary than conventional restaurants?
- Yes
- No
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I will be putting up Christmas lights today. Too soon?
(additional info: If it were up to me, I wouldn’t put up any lights at all, I am only doing it today because we are having good weather and I don’t want to do it when its below freezing. Also, I won’t be lighting them yet, just installing them.)
- NO! DO NOT DO IT!
- Yeah, go ahead, your weather argument makes sense, but for all that is holy, do not light them yet
- Not too soon! Put them up and let there be light!
- Something else that I will elaborate on in the “Polls only discussion” thread
- Something else that I am too lazy to elaborate on, but trust me, it’s brilliant
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There is a thread in MPSIMS titled “Popping a cyst (warning…NSFW, GRAPHIC, UCKY, ETC."). Select the most accurate response:
- I saw that thread title, there is no way I am opening it
- I saw that thread title, I may or may not open it
- I saw that thread title, I did or will open it
- I did not see that thread title, there is no way I am opening it
- I did not see that thread title, I may or may not open it
- I did not see that thread title, I will open it when I see it
- Something else altogether
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Do you cut off/remove the sewn-in tags on your clothes?
- Yes, always
- Most of the time
- Sometimes
- Only if it’s bothering me
- No, there’s info I need printed on it
- Never
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Your rating for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?
- 5
- 4
- 3
- 2
- 1
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The best “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” movie is:
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
- Body Snatchers (1993)
- The Invasion (2007)
- some other movie
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The first person you think of when you see “HST” is:
- Harry S. Truman
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Someone else
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Sandwiches should have condiments. (“Sandwiches” includes subs, burgers, etc.)
- Yes. Sandwiches almost always taste better with the right condiments.
- No. Sandwiches almost always taste better without condiments.
- It depends on the sandwich.
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- William Henry Harrison
- George Lazenby
- Paul McGann
- Liz Truss
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A skywriter wants to draw pictures in the sky - which do you choose?
- Pretty flower
- Jack Skellington
- Puppy
- Stacey Abrams
- Kermit Thee Frog
- Trump baby balloon
- Ignatz Mouse
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Which of the following would you consider to not be culture-universal (present in every known human culture?)
- the concept of winning and losing
- placing greater emphasis on women’s looks than men’s
- dance
- the concept of God
- the concept of warfare
- gourmet food
- They are all culture universal
- None of them are culture universal
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Who the hell is Kermit Thee Frog?
- Beats me
- The frog pope
- Hindu/Atheist
- It’s just a typo, ekedolphin; stop being a dick
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I can’t answer @Velocity’s poll about what’s culture-universal because:
- I think more than one but fewer than all of the options aren’t human culture universal
- I don’t think I know enough about all the known human cultures to say
- Other
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Did you think the Stacey Abrams image in @Hatchie’s poll was supposed to be Bob Ross until you read the poll options?
- Yes
- No
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Did you ever get sea monkeys as a kid?
- Yes.
- No.
- My experience was such that I have blocked it out.
- Sea monkeys?
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If you got sea monkeys, how long did they live?
- They never sprung to life at all. Oh how I tried!
- A day or two.
- Maybe as long as a week.
- More than a week.
- Ah my sea monkey friends lived for longer than a month.
- These whimsical critters of the deep lived to the ripe old age of several months and more.
- Please do not force me to think about those poor sea monkeys that shattered my innocence regarding both death and marketing.
- I never had em.
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TV shows that are essentially Zooms (or another kind of video conference)
- Love 'em!
- Don’t mind them; they are probably here to stay
- Don’t mind them; but they are a fad that will go away eventually
- Don’t like them, but fear they are here to stay
- Don’t like them, and I think the further from the pandemic we get, the fewer we will see.
- Hate them, but we are definitely stuck with them forever until we die.
- Hate them, please go away faster
- Zoom atheist/Other
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If you got seas monkeys, did you try to revive them?
- Yes, of course!
- No
- Enough with the sea monkeys already.
- I never got sea monkeys
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Do you think Kermit Thee Frog should release a single titled WAF (Wet Ass Frog)?
- Yes
- No
- Huh?
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Follow up to my poll from yesterday. If you didn’t think think the Stacey Abrams image looked like Bob Ross…
- I immediately recognized it as Stacey Abrams
- I didn’t recognize it as Stacey Abrams, but I didn’t think it looked like Bob Ross either
- I thought it looked like Bob Ross
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Also…
- I knew what Stacey Abrams looks like without needing to Google a picture of her
- I knew what Bob Ross looks like without needing to Google a picture of him
- I had no idea what Stacy Abrams looks like before yesterday
- I had no idea what Bob Ross looks like before yesterday
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