Did you corral your Sea Monkeys this morning?
- Yes
- No
- Wait-what are you insinuating?
- No-I played tug of war with Mr. Cyclops instead.
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You need cash, and you’ve decided that you’re going to hit up an ATM because of all the store data breaches.
Which type of ATM do you want to go to?
- drive up. going inside the bank is a pain
- inside the foyer of the bank. hanging out the window is a pain
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What do you think of someone who earns $50,000 a year in America today? (“Normal” defined as however you see fit)
- That’s better than normal.
- That’s normal.
- That’s worse than normal.
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What did Mike Pence mean when he said that tuna noodle casserole should be considered “American” cuisine ?
- Yes
- No
- From a certain point of view
- Other - including but not limited to - Bacon, Atheist, Hindu, Stoat, Oxford, comma
- Something else
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Canned jellied cranberry sauce.
How do you serve it for Thanksgiving? (or, whenever
)
How do you serve it for Thanksgiving? (or, whenever
)- I don’t. Gross!
- Whole, right out of the can. It’s important it still resembles the can.
- Pre-sliced
- Cut into shapes
- Mixed up, with or without add-ins
- Open can on the table
- Some other way
- We just leave an unopened can on the table, for tradition.
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Teacher Smith always brings cookies for every student in her class, except Amy, who is never given any. The principal confronts Smith and says this is morally wrong because it’s unfair discrimination against Amy. Smith counters that she is legally right because teachers were never under any legal obligation to give any student any cookies to begin with.
Who is right?
- The principal, morally
- Smith, legally
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If your spouse died, would you be willing to remarry after a reasonable and respectful period of time had passed?
- Yes, if I met the right person
- Never ever
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Bob is a really good friend of yours; you’ve known him for years. His wife died last year under suspicious circumstances. He’s prosecuted but was just acquitted of the crime. You think the State’s case against him was at least somewhat strong, but you can see why the jury would have reasonable doubt. Bob just called to ask if you wanted to go get a drink. What’s your response?
- Sure, I’ll go
- I’m gonna pass for now, but I’m open to the possibility of reconnecting at some time in the future
- Hard pass. I want nothing to do with that guy ever again
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Don’t you hate it when someone calls you back while you’re in the middle of leaving a voicemail message?
- Yes
- No
- Eh, don’t care
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Your rating for PJ’s The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug?
- 5
- 4
- 3
- 2
- 1
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Have you seen PJ’s The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug?
- Yes
- No
- I don’t recall
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The 2 best english/UK monarchs
- Were both called Elizabeth
- One was called Elizabeth
- Neither were called Elizabeth
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How do you pronounce “FAQ”?
- Fack
- Faque
- Eff Aye Cue
- Something else, though I cannot imagine what it would be, but folks get salty when you don’t include an “other” option
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Are you confused as to how “fack” and “faque” are supposed to be different?
- Yes
- No
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How do you pronounce “AYE” ?
- A
- I
- Other.
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- Full size
- Make-a-size
- Tear-a-square
- Confetti
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- I understand
- I haven’t a clue
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5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
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Will you be wearing a costume on Halloween?
- Yes
- No
- Dressing in my normal outfit is scary enough
- Bacon
- Atheist
- Confetti
- Oh, crap, Halloween is next week?
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You can get a payment of $3 million, but the condition is that you can never eat anything but dry dog food again for the rest of your life. (assuming it meets all human nutrition requirements)
- yes
- no
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