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Do you mind stealin’ bread from the mouths of decadents?

  • yes
  • no
  • I’m too old for this reference
  • I’m too young for this reference

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Let’s be honest, it’s a three horse race at most, maybe only two.

Who makes the best chicken sandwich?

  • Chick-fil-A
  • Popeye’s
  • Wendy’s

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Tuvix?

  • Janeway is a filthy murderer
  • Genocide is fine if you miss your friends
  • What?

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In your opinion, critical race theory is…

  • A good thing
  • A bad thing
  • Something that doesn’t exist at all

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I use both of these regularly. Which have you used within the past 12 months?

  • Pager
  • Fax machine
  • Neither

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How do you cut your sandwiches?

  • No cutting; whole
  • In half, cut horizontally
  • In half, cut vertically
  • In half, cut diagonally
  • In half, my sandwiches are round, so no horizontal/vertical/diagonal
  • In quarters, cut horizontally + vertically
  • In quarters, cut diagonally
  • In quarters, my sandwiches are round so no horizontal/vertical/diagonal
  • Into more than 4 pieces
  • Picasso-style
  • Other

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You favorite pie for Thanksgiving dessert:

  • Pumpkin
  • Apple
  • Cherry
  • Blueberry
  • Blackberry
  • Rhubarb
  • Strawberry rhubarb
  • Peach
  • Lemon meringue
  • Key lime
  • Pecan
  • Some other fruit pie
  • Some sort of cream pie
  • Something else

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Your opinion…

  • Rittenhouse was innocent, jury got it right
  • Rittenhouse was probably guilty, but jury had to let him go on technicalities
  • Rittenhouse was probably guilty, but the prosecution dropped the ball
  • Rittenhouse was innocent, but only because the law needs to change
  • Other

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Best Batman
  • Adam West
  • Michael Keaton
  • Kevin Conroy (voice, animated series)
  • Val Kilmer
  • George Clooney
  • Christian Bale
  • Ben McKenzie (Gotham)
  • Ben Affleck

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Inspired by the fact that the last time I got in a rental car it look me like a minute to figure out how to release the parking brake, how do you set the parking brake in the vehicle you drive most often?

  • A handle between the front seats
  • A foot pedal
  • A handle under the dash
  • My vehicle has an electronic parking brake; I set it with a button or switch
  • My vehicle has air brakes
  • Something else

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Best Superman
  • Bud Collyer
  • Kirk Alyn
  • George Reeves
  • Christopher Reeve
  • John Haymes Newton (Superboy)
  • Gerard Christopher (The Adventures of Superboy)
  • Dean Cain (Lois & Clark)
  • Tom Welling (Smallville)
  • Brandon Routh
  • Henry Cavill
  • Tyler Hoechlin (Supergirl)

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Piecaken: It’s a pecan pie topped with a layer of buttercream, topped with a pumpkin pie, layer of buttercream, spice cake, all encased in buttercream, and topped with a mound of apple pie filling,

  • Great googly moogly!
  • I must have one! Maybe two!
  • I gained 3 lbs just reading that sentence
  • Is there one with a 4th layer of cheesecake?

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  • “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
  • “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
  • “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
  • “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
  • “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
  • “You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.”
  • “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
  • “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
  • “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.”
  • “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

0 voters

  • Calvin and Hobbes
  • The Far Side

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How many more stalls would a woman’s restroom need so that women don’t need to stand in line and can enter/exit restrooms as fast as men?

  • 2x as many stalls
  • 3x as many stalls
  • other number

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Best male actors, former football players
  • Jim Brown
  • Terry Crews
  • Mark Harmon
  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
  • Vinnie Jones (the other football)
  • Alex Karras
  • Ed O’Neill
  • Burt Reynolds
  • OJ Simpson
  • Bubba Smith
  • Carl Weathers
  • Fred Williamson

0 voters

  • Gary Larson
  • Charles Addams

0 voters

  • I pursued lots of deals on Black Friday.
  • I pursued a few deals on Black Friday.
  • I stayed the hell away from everything on Black Friday.
  • Other

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Cell phone photos:

  • Horizontally: because of gravity, the things I want to photograph tend to be arrayed horizontally
  • Vertically: I’m not gonna rotate my phone.

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The actual reason why you should take horizontal pictures:
  • Because the human field of view is 210° horizontally, and only 130° vertically.
  • Gravity.

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