Preference:
- White wine
- Red wine
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Which types of football do you enjoy watching and/or playing?
- Association football (a.k.a. soccer)
- American (gridiron) football
- Canadian (gridiron) football
- Australian rules football
- Rugby union
- Rugby league
- Gaelic football
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Someone once told me that at her house when she was a child, Christmas presents from Santa Claus were not wrapped. Presents from family members and other real people were gift-wrapped; presents from Santa were unwrapped. I had never heard of such a thing. So, when you were a child …
- Presents from Santa Claus were wrapped
- Presents from Santa Claus were unwrapped
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Jewish. Does not apply.
Odd (to me) photo orientation choice up there, so I’ll throw this one out:
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I vary my orientation, depending on my subject and what I want to include in the frame
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I vary my orientation for other reasons or no reason at all
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I (almost) always take my photos in one orientation only
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Here’s a controversial one: Cell Phone video orientation.
- Horizontal - Vertical video is the scourge of the devil. Moving visual media is traditionally shown on horizontal screens, so all video should be recorded horizontally! Besides, that’s more naturally how we see the world.
- Vertical - It’s 2021! Get with the times, we’re living in the TikTok generation. Much video is consumed and recorded on mobile devices or tablets, which are naturally held vertically, so there’s nothing wrong with vertical video, you dinosaurs!
- I’m cool with either, though have a (slight) preference for horizontal.
- I’m cool with either, though have a (slight) preference for vertical.
- Something more nuanced.
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- Open all Christmas presents Christmas Eve
- Open one Christmas present Christmas Eve
- Open all Christmas presents Christmas Day
- Open presents from family on Christmas Eve; Open Santa’s presents Christmas Day
- Other
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When I think of “Eagle” as a brand name, the first thing I think of is:
- Sweetened condensed milk
- A defunct car make
- Something else
- I don’t think of any product at all
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What do you think of when you hear or see the word “hawkeye”?
- Iowa
- Hawkeye Pierce
- the Marvel character
- Jeremy Renner
- Riza Hawkeye
- Natty Bumppo
- Hawkeye Collins and Amy Adams
- Hawkeye Vodka
- Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeye
- An actual hawk’s eye
- Something else completely unrelated to any of these other things
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Pick one “holiday song” to be sent to the cornfield, never to be played again.
- Last Christmas - Wham!
- All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
- Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
- Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 - Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry
- Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
- Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band
- I’m keeping all of these!
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Oh, you want meta?
- polls
- Poles (those guys from Warsaw)
- Poles (North or South)
- poles (barber, stripper, fireman’s)
- pulse (blood, gamma ray, sound)
- pulse (chickpea, fava bean, lentil)
- Pauls (McCartney, Newman, Rudd)
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Your pet preference:
- Dogs
- Cats
- Something weird, like snakes
- I want to see the world burn, so I insist on a cat AND a dog
- I refuse to cohabitate with an animal
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Christmas Decorations:
- Up before Thanksgiving
- Up immediately after Thanksgiving
- Up before Nov 30
- Up between Dec 1 and Dec 7
- Up between Dec 8 and Dec 14
- Up between Dec 15 and Dec 21
- Up between Dec 22 and Dec 25
- No
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Which gender has more relationship drive? (drive to be in a relationship - not related to sex drive)
- Men
- Women
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A friend of yours offers you an extra ticket to a concert in your city by a renowned professional orchestra, and the date/time work with your schedule. The performance is to be an evening of Baroque German Lutheran Funeral music. Do you
- Accept with pleasure
- Politely decline
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Do you want to add caveats to over half your poll answers?
- Yes
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(Inspired by a Factual Question)
Are you having sex right now?
- Yes
- No
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Today’s special: Eggs Three Ways.
How do you want your eggs?
- Sunny side up
- Over easy
- Over medium
- Over hard
- Soft scrambled
- Hard scrambled
- Poached
- Omelette
- Benedict
- Basted
- Shirred (baked)
- Hard boiled
- Soft boiled
- Deviled
- Pickled
- I can’t possibly decide without any further context
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Which would you prefer?
- Obama as president until 2016, Trump as president until 2020 (real life)
- Romney as president from 2012 through 2020 (alternative-history timeline)
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Are three options for eggs enough?
- No. There are too many great ways to make eggs.
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