Do you even like eggs?
- No
- Yes
- Eh. I can take them or leave them.
- I like them but can’t eat them for medical/religious/other reasons (e.g. veganism)
- What are these “eggs” of which you speak, human?
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Did you skip Moriarty’s poll in order to come back to it at a time when you can answer “yes”?
- Yes
- No
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Is it cheating to make a poll that comments on someone else’s poll?
- Yes
- No
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Best 1980s “nerd” movie:
- Real Genius
- Revenge of the Nerds
- Weird Science
- WarGames
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- To be.
- Not to be.
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Are you getting tired of Medicare Open Enrollment?
- Yes
- Oh god yes!
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Jigsaw Puzzles?
- 500 pieces
- 1000 pieces
- 1500 pieces
- 2000 pieces
- 3000 pieces
- More than 3000 pieces
- I do not like jigsaw puzzles
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Will the Supreme Court overturn Roe v Wade?
- No, the Supreme Court will not overturn Roe.
- Yes, The Supreme Court will do the job they were hired to do.
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- hamberders
- covfefe
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(Multiple choice option)
- Cats
- Dogs
- Horses
- Goats
- All Of The Above
- None Of The Above
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Asian potsticker or gyoza-style dumplings:
- Pan fried
- Steamed
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Motion blur in video games
- Yes I always leave it on
- No it’s always the first thing I turn off
- Depends on the game
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The most positive effect of the pandemic has been:
- Working from home
- Saving money by not going on vacation or to entertainment venues
- No Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on my door
- Repelling visitors by shouting through the door, “We’ve got Covid!”
- A big drop in influenza cases
- Designer masks
- Sharing our feelings with other people as never before
- Being able to avoid other people and their feelings
- Never having to buy toilet paper again
- Having a big stash of ivermectin paste in case of internal parasites
- Replacing “Florida Man” with “Covidiot” memes
- Gaining badly needed weight by having continual access to a full fridge
- Less pollution and more peace for animals in national parks
- Being on a first name basis with the nice pharmacy people at Walgreens
- Learning the letters of the Greek alphabet
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Should this thread have political/partisan push polls with false choices?
- No. Take your politics to the correct forum
- Yes, because I want to be contrary.
- (I see what you did there.)
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The US suddenly institutes 18 months mandatory military service for all citizens, 18 - 55, no exceptions.
You do get to choose which branch you will join.
Which branch of the military are you joining?
- I’m still under 18
- Army
- Navy
- Air Force
- Marine Corp
- Space Force
- Coast Guard
- I’m already 56 or older
- Screw that, I’m defecting to another country
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(For parents): If you could go back to before you had any children, and were told you could only have one kid (like China’s One Child policy):
- Have a daughter
- Have a son
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Law & Order:
- Greevey & Logan
- Cerretta & Logan
- Briscoe & Logan
- Briscoe & Curtis
- Briscoe & Green
- Fontana & Green
- Fontana & Falco
- Green & Cassidy
- Green & Lupo
- Lupo & Bernard
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You live in a region with toll bridges and perhaps tunnels. Note: I am not including toll roads. These are big bridges or long tunnels. There is a real cost to maintain them.
You are a person who has direct influence in how much your local toll agency charges for the toll bridges or tunnels. The current charge is $6 for a back and forth transit. (You Bay Area folks know this.) Recognizing that you have some influence…
- the toll is appropriate
- decrease, because I only use it once per month or less
- decrease, because I believe the toll pays for more than the specific bridge/tunnel maintenence
- increase, because the facilites are obviously in need in improvement
- increase, for some other reason
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Favorite lines/moments from “The Princess Bride”
- Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!
- Westley: As you wish.
- Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ - but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
- Miracle Max the Wizard: The King’s stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We’re closed!
- Westley: The rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.
- Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
- Westley: No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
- Man in Black: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
- The Grandson: They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
- Prince Humperdinck: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
- Too many to list
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[last lines]
The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
Grandpa: As you wish.
Did lobotomyboy63 leave out the best line from The Princess Bride?
- Yes.
- Inconceivable!
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