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  1. Longer lines, somewhat lower prices
  2. Shorter lines, somewhat higher prices

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Christmas toy craze! 80s-90s edition

Which of these did you have (or had to find for your kids)?
  • Cabbage Patch Kids (1983)
  • Transformers (1984)
  • Teddy Ruxpin (1985-6)
  • NES (1988)
  • GameBoy (1989)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
  • Barney (1992)
  • TalkBoy (1993)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1994)
  • Beanie Babies (1995)
  • Tickle Me Elmo (1996)
  • Tamagotchi (1997)
  • Furby (1998)
  • Pokemon (1999)

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Have you been to more than 5 stores looking for LEGO fire or police helicopter set?

  • Yes
  • No

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Favorite Holiday Season Flavor (you may pick up to 3)

  • Egg Nog
  • Gingerbread
  • Cinnamon
  • Peppermint
  • Spice
  • White chocolate
  • Chestnut
  • Marshmallow
  • Chocolate orange
  • Fig
  • Other

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  • I am overdue for a colonoscopy
  • I am not overdue for a colonoscopy

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I actually, physically, consciously wash my feet while taking a shower

  • Always
  • Frequently
  • Rarely
  • Never

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Pick 3
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Daffy Duck
  • Elmer Fudd
  • Foghorn Leghorn
  • Marvin the Martian
  • Pepé Le Pew
  • Porky Pig
  • Road Runner
  • Speedy Gonzales
  • Sylvester
  • Tweety Bird
  • Wile E. Coyote
  • Yosemite Sam

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Is there anything worse than Microsoft Windows?

  • No.
  • Yes: Google Chrome is worse.
  • I would think that a slow, painful death from hydrofluoric acid would be wor… no my mistake, Microsoft Windows IS the worst.

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Clear the mechanism, and vote for the worst baseball movie(s) ever made:

  • Benchwarmers
  • The Babe (with John Goodman)
  • The Babe Ruth Story (with William Bendix)
  • Ed (with the chimp)
  • Mr. 3,000
  • Little Big League
  • Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
  • For The Love of the Game
  • Cobb
  • Rookie of the Year
  • Angels in the Outfield
  • Major League II
  • Major League: Back to the Minors
  • Summer Catch
  • It Happens Every Spring
  • The Fan

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You’ve been transferred! You do get your choice of location, but all the options are in the Deep South.

Where are you moving?
  • Alabama
  • Georgia
  • Louisiana
  • Mississippi
  • South Carolina
  • Southern Arkansas
  • Northern Florida
  • Eastern Texas
  • I already live in one of these places
  • Sorry, but I just can’t do that and I have to quit

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If you “already live in one of these places” which other location would you move to?
  • Alabama
  • Georgia
  • Louisiana
  • Mississippi
  • South Carolina
  • Southern Arkansas
  • Northern Florida
  • Eastern Texas

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  • Daphne
  • Velma

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At what age did you first realize your sexual orientation (or put another way, realize you liked a particular gender)?

  • Age 0-4
  • Age 5-7
  • Age 8-10
  • Later

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What’s the best Star Wars film that’s not part of the original trilogy?

  • Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  • Episode XIII: The Last Jedi
  • Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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  • Cilantro
  • No cilantro

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Fresh-ground pepper?

  • Yes please
  • No thank you
  • Why are you trying to put pepper on my computer keyboard?

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You are standing next in line at a cashiers station. The person in front of you gives the cashier a five dollar bill and a Presidential dollar coin to make their purchase.

As the person is handing the coin to the cashier she says: “Remember, you can use this as change. The person next in line [you] will be happy to take it.”

Are you?

  • yes, that’s fine
  • not particularly
  • I would refuse to take it
  • don’t really care
  • I won’t be getting change, I’m using a credit or debit card

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What do you think when you see someone in an unmarked car by themselves with a mask on?
  • Uber/Lyft/delivery driver
  • They just dropped someone off or are about to pick someone up
  • Maybe there’s a kid in the back seat
  • Might be going between two short stops
  • This person is taking mask mandates a little too seriously
  • They’re making sure they don’t forget to put one on
  • They’re concealing their identity
  • It’s just to irritate you
  • I wonder if they masturbate wearing a condom
  • I never notice this, it’s none of my business; why does anyone care?

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Did you notice that I typed XIII instead of VIII in my Star Wars poll?

  • Yes
  • No

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Did you care?

  • Yes
  • No

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Who is the better football coach?

  • Nick Saban
  • Bill Belichick

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  • Jennifer
  • Bailey
  • Herb

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