Polls only: No discussion

It’s that time of year again.

What do you want? (alternative names in parentheses)
  • Thin Mints
  • Samoas (Caramel Delites)
  • Do-si-dos (Peanut Butter Sandwiches)
  • Tagalongs (Peanut Butter Patties)
  • Lemonades
  • Trefoils (Shortbread)
  • Girl Scout S’mores
  • Toffee-tastic
  • Caramel Chocolate Chip
  • Lemon-Ups
  • Toast-Yay

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What do you do if you’ve hosted a White Elephant gift exchange but some guests have brought multiple gifts instead of just one? (a potentially real-life situation at the moment)

  • Go a 2nd round and let some guests simply take multiple gifts home
  • Keep the surplus gifts on the table and tell guests if they want to exchange, they still can only keep 1 gift in total
  • Panic

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Which ones have coconut?

  • Thin Mints
  • Samoas (Caramel Delites)
  • Do-si-dos (Peanut Butter Sandwiches)
  • Tagalongs (Peanut Butter Patties)
  • Lemonades
  • Trefoils (Shortbread)
  • Girl Scout S’mores
  • Toffee-tastic
  • Caramel Chocolate Chip
  • Lemon-Ups
  • Toast-Yay

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Your yard is now covered in leaves. How do you handle it?

  • I rake and bag them
  • I use a blower and bag them
  • I mow them
  • I pay someone else to do one of the above
  • I let them be
  • I use them for mulch
  • I use them to make cover for woodland animals
  • Other

0 voters

Pick 4

  • beer
  • cider
  • red wine
  • white wine
  • rose wine
  • rum
  • gin
  • tequila
  • bourbon
  • whisky
  • vodka
  • liqueur
  • other

0 voters

How many of the above 3 polls have issues?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

0 voters

Karen_Lingel has far and away generated more thread entries than anyone else. This is not meant as a criticism. This thread is the first one I look for in MPSIMS. But is Karen_Lingel making polls just to keep the thread at the top of the MPSIMS category?

  • maybe, but who cares? It’s a great thread
  • I’m sure of it
  • you are right, but the answer is no
  • yea or nay, I’m enjoying this thread too

0 voters

Note: If this is true, keep it up!

How many doses of COVID-19 vaccine have you had?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

0 voters

How many of the polls in this thread have you responded to?

  • All of them
  • All of them except the ones I didn’t understand or where none of the options applied
  • Just the ones that amused or interested me enough to bother
  • A random few
  • Only my own
  • None of them - I never respond to polls. Oh crap…

0 voters

Have you had COVID-19?

  • YES
  • NO
  • POSSIBLY (I never got tested or tests didn’t exist yet.)

0 voters

PUBLIC POLL: Do you pee in the shower?
  • Yeah, it happens
  • Eww no way!

0 voters

ANONYMOUS POLL: Did you lie in the previous poll?
  • Yes
  • Nope

0 voters

  1. Toothpaste acceptable in Christmas stocking.
  2. Toothpaste NOT acceptable in Christmas stocking.

0 voters

“Highly educated,” to you, means:

  • bachelor’s degree
  • master’s degree and/or doctorate
  • other

0 voters

Which state is most underrated?

  • Idaho
  • Michigan
  • New Jersey
  • New Mexico
  • Tennessee

0 voters

When something is “wild cherry” flavored, do you think it means:

  • A cherry that grows in the wild
  • A “wild and crazy” cherry flavor

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Your favorite recurring characters/sketches from the early days of Saturday Night Live:

  • Emily Litella
  • The Coneheads
  • The Samurai
  • Mr. Bill
  • Roseanne Roseannadanna
  • The Festrunk Brothers (a.k.a. Two Wild and Crazy Guys)
  • Nick the Lounge Singer
  • Baba Wawa
  • Olympia Cafe (“cheeseburger cheeseburger”)
  • Point/Counterpoint
  • Father Guido Sarducci
  • The Blues Brothers
  • You forgot one!
  • Those are all so old!

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Why do you submit polls to this thread?

  • I don’t submit polls
  • Sometimes I just want to know stuff.
  • I want to make people think.
  • Something fun to do.
  • Experimenting on the humans is one of my things.
  • I want to participate.
  • I want to make jokes.
  • I want to submit the most polls.
  • Other

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Who would you rather be right now?

  • Joe Biden
  • the person who will be the next president after Biden

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When we run out of Greek letters, what should we name new Covid strains after?

  • Marvel Characters
  • IKEA products
  • My Little Ponies
  • Pokemon Chracters

0 voters

What’s the most difficult non-quarterback position in American football?

  • Safety
  • Cornerback
  • Offensive lineman
  • Defensive lineman
  • Other
  • why are you calling the sport football when the ball rarely touches any feet?

0 voters