Polls only: No discussion

[WildaBeast]

This is an actual sweepstake Publishers Clearinghouse is running – the grand prize $1.25 million with which to build or purchase your dream home, or you can choose $1 million to do with as you wish. Which do you pick if you win?

• $1.25 million for my dream home
• $1 million to spend as I wish

[Velocity]

“What was your most physically painful experience?” as ten-minute discussion among church group:

• good/interesting question to ask, since all the people in this group have known each other for over a year
• still too sensitive and potentially offensive/squicky

[Moriarty]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

• One
• Two
• More than two

[carrps]

Needs an “Extra Cilantro” option.

[Velocity]

Inserting a wick into a jar of peanut butter and using it as a candle:

• Hey, if it works it works, and as it burns it gives off a nice deep nut aroma
• Nah that’s too weird.

[Catamount]

How do you like your Star?

• Trek
• Wars

[Riemann]

Which of these do you think will win this poll?

• Option A
• Option B

[Wheelz]

Were there any same-sex couples openly dating at your high school?

• Yes - Graduated after 2009
• No - Graduated after 2009
• Yes - Class of 2000-2009
• No - Class of 2000-2009
• Yes - Class of 1990-1999
• No - Class of 1990-1999
• Yes - Class of 1980-1989
• No - Class of 1980-1989
• Yes - Class of 1970-1979
• No - Class of 1970-1979
• Yes - Class of 1960-1969
• No - Class of 1960-1969
• Yes - Graduated before 1960
• No - Graduated before 1960

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Raisins…

• I like 'em plain
• I like 'em in oatmeal
• I like 'em in oatmeal cookies
• I like 'em in Raisinettes
• I like 'em in fruitcake
• I like 'em in carrot cake
• I like 'em in bagels
• I don’t like ‘em in nuttin’

[lobotomyboy63]

Favorite season

• Summer
• Fall
• Winter
• Spring

[Karen_Lingel]

What the hell is wrong with some people?

• Dropped on their heads as babies.
• Too much Fox News.
• Poor education.
• Inexplicable mix of environmental factors.
• Darwin.
• Some people just enjoy their peanut butter candle with their raisins during autumn.

[Biotop]

1. All we are is dust in the wind.

2. There is more to it than that.

[Velocity]

Allowances when you were little (“small” or “substantial” as however you define by your own standards):

• Yes, I had a substantial allowance from my parents
• Yes, I had a small allowance from my parents
• I didn’t get any allowance

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Tomato juice:

• Yes, please
• No, thank you

[Velocity]

Would you agree with the following statement: “In the majority of instances of relationship cheating, the behavior of the person being cheated on was a major factor in causing the affair to happen?”

• yes
• no

[ASGuy]

Whether or not we write personal snail mail letters or send cards most of us do need to send USPS mail. Most likely to send payments of various kinds. Personal mailing means we need stamps.

When you purchase stamps, what kind do you purchase?

• I purchase from a machine so I have little choice.
• I have no preference, I just ask for X first class stamps.
• I always look at the commemorative selection and choose something I like.
• I so rarely send mail I still have stamps from 2009.
• I purchase stamps in rolls for business purposes.

[susan]

…AND I purchase rolls for business purposes.

[Velocity]

Which out of the following do you consider the toughest language to learn?

• Arabic
• Farsi
• Mandarin
• German
• Finnish
• Korean
• Russian
• Japanese
• Estonian
• Hungarian
• other

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

• If I could afford it I would own an inground pool
• Even if I could afford it I would not own an inground poool
• If I could afford it I would own a boat
• Even if I could afford it I would not own a boat
• If I could afford it I would own a hot tub
• Even if I could afford it I would not own a hot tub

[blue_infinity]

The happiest day of a boat owner’s life is:

• The day you buy the boat
• The day you sell the boat