Hash browns?
- Scattered
- Smothered
- Covered
- Chunked
- Diced
- Peppered
- Capped
- Topped
- Country
- Drop it in a ring (not scattered)
- I wouldn’t eat there on a dare
- What are you talking about?
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And just for reference Hash browns
Well, I screwed that one up. Trying again:
- Scattered
- Smothered
- Covered
- Chunked
- Diced
- Peppered
- Capped
- Topped
- Country
- Not scattered
- I wouldn’t eat there on a dare
- What are you talking about?
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Which potato-based food with toppings have you at least heard of?
- Loaded baked potato
- Animal style fries
- Disco fries
- Poutine
- Waffle House hash browns
- Carne asada fries
- None of these
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And which have you tried?
- Loaded baked potato
- Animal style fries
- Disco fries
- Poutine
- Waffle House hash browns
- Carne asada fries
- None of these
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You have four kids whose birthdays are very close together (say, November 7, 14, 21 and 28.) What do you do?
- Celebrate their birthdays together with one big party and/or cake
- Give them each their separate individual celebration
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Stop having sex in February.
How else am I going to celebrate my birthday, after so many years of being a virgin?
Winter Sex lowers heating bills
- Agree
- Disagree
- Other / Null / Spoiled Ballot
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Do you ever google things that people warn you “do not google this.”
- You bet, that warning spikes my interest.
- No, I generally heed the warning
- Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Depends on how curious I am about it.
- I have never seen a warning like that
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(Assume that you both are single)
You are a movie actor, and you are cast in the role of a love interest with someone of the opposite gender. Would this make you likely to fall in love with them in real life, off the set?
- yes
- no
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Which of these notorious murder mysteries would you most like to see solved?
- Jack the Ripper
- Zodiac killings (California)
- Judge Crater disappearance (presumed murder)
- Hall-Mills murders
- The Axeman of New Orleans
- Villisca Ax Murders (Man from the Train)
- Austin yogurt shop murders
- Texas Killing Fields
- Cleveland Torso Murders
- Chicago Tylenol poisonings
- JonBenet Ramsey
- The Black Dahlia
- The Servant Girl Annihilator
- Who put Bella in the wych elm?
- Some other murder(s)
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Do you consider yourself an expert in any topic?
- yes
- no
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How many pieces of candy do you give each trick-or-treater?
- 1 per person
- 2
- 3
- 4
- More than 4, like a giant handful
- Well, it started out higher, but I reduced it when I realized I was getting more trick-or-treaters than I expected.
- I don’t give out candy on Halloween
- We don’t do Halloween in my country
- I let them take as much as they want
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Which of the following have you done (or do you still plan to do) to celebrate Halloween this year? (Choose all that apply to you)
- Go trick-or-treating
- Hand out candy to trick-or-treaters
- Dress up in costume
- Watch a spooky or Halloween-themed movie or TV show
- Listen to spooky or Halloween-themed music
- Carve a jack-o-lantern
- Decorate your home with Halloween decor
- Have a pumpkin spice flavored food or beverage
- Go to a Halloween party / costume party
- Some other activity
- None of these
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Which of the following did you not do this year for Halloween, but you have in the past, and missed doing this year?
- Go trick-or-treating
- Hand out candy to trick-or-treating
- Gorge on candy
- Dress up in a costume
- Watch a spooky or Halloween-themed show
- Listen to spooky or Halloween-themed music
- Carve a pumpkin
- Decorate your home with Halloween decor
- Have pumpkin-spice flavored food or beverage
- Have spooky food or beverage (like peeled grapes representing eyeballs)
- Go to a Halloween party/costume party
- Something else
- None of these
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Which of these do you covet ?
- thy neighbour’s house
- thy neighbour’s wife
- his manservant
- his maidservant
- his ox
- his ass
- any thing that is thy neighbour’s
- other
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Trick or treaters at your house/apartment/whatever:
- We get lots, and we hand out treats.
- We get lots, and we turn off the lights and do not hand out treats.
- We get some but not lots, and we hand out treats.
- We get some but not lots, and we don’t hand out treats.
- Most years we don’t get anybody, but we stock treats just in case.
- Most years we don’t get anybody, and we don’t bother stocking treats.
- We flee the area for the duration.
- Nobody does trick-or-treating in our area.
- Other
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It is the near future. You are offered an android body into which your consciousness can be transferred with 100% safety. It will look just like you and offer a full range of sensory inputs, and of course it will never get sick or die. Do you take it?
- Yes
- No
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What do you do with any Halloween candy you have left over after the trick-or-treaters are finished.
- Eat it myself.
- Tell the kids to come back every day for more in the following days, hand it all out to them.
- Put it in the break room at work.
- Donate it to a school, library, retirement home, soup kitchen, etc.
- Save it for Christmas stockings.
- There usually isn’t any candy left over after all the trick-or-treaters
- There was never any trick-or-treater candy to begin with.
- Donate it to the local atheist temple.
- Other
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If you decide to get an android body, its appearance can of course be changed. Would you like it to look
- the same as you look now
- how you looked at some time in the past
- your recognizable current appearance, but tweaked to be more attractive
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Would an android body enjoy leftover Halloween candy?
- Yes, it would enjoy leftover candy.
- Yes, it would enjoy leftover candy, AND never get fat!
- No, androids don’t like or need candy
- WHAT?!?! I needed to know this information before I answered the other android polls.
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