For a small additional fee, you may choose up to five of these upgrades for your android body.
Super strength
Much faster reflexes
Radar capability (handy in baseball)
Enhanced hearing
Bulletproof body
Ability to run very fast
Faster brain function
Higher intelligence
Ability to learn things by downloading directly into your brain
Other
Enhanced vision
Memory upgrades
Ability to do extremely complex math in your head
susan
November 1, 2022, 6:55pm
2267
Further, my new android body is
Same gender as my meat body
Opposite (sic) gender from my meat body
Some combination of gendered options
Some custom deal
Non-gendered
Bacon knows no gender
Killing houseflies by trapping them under a clear plastic cup, with a few alcohol-sanitizing wipes to keep them company, such that the fly is eventually fumigated in a de facto gas chamber:
yes, that’s the interesting and proper way to kill house flies
too much trouble
Velocity is weird.
peccavi
November 1, 2022, 9:52pm
2269
Prompted by the bumping of the season 4 thread
Westworld Season 5 (Final Season)
I look forward eagerly to watching the entire season
It’s good enough that I’ll probably watch all or most of the season
I will likely watch at least a few episodes, but I’m not likely to watch the whole season
Meh, how much I watch will depend on the reviews and buzz
I may watch an episode or two to confirm it’s not worth it
I will hate watch the entire season and complain online about how bad it is
I won’t watch any episodes
What’s Westworld?
Success rate of housefly murder using the “Clap Directly Above It” method:
0-24%
25-49%
50-74%
75-100%
Other, I am an athiest fly pacifist
Today I had a mammogram (every 2 years for me), and I was thinking I would almost prefer a colonoscopy (every 5 years for me) as it’s less uncomfortable. Your thoughts?
I prefer to have a mammogram than a colonoscopy
I prefer to have a colonoscopy than a mammogram
I’ve only had a mammogram
I’ve only had a colonoscopy
I’ve never had a mammogram or a colonoscopy
Select the one you would rather be:
What are you, on drugs or something?
We are less than a week away from the midterm election in the United States. What do you think the result of the election will be?
I think the Democrats will win both the House and the Senate.
I think the Democrats will win the House and the Republicans will win the Senate.
I think the Republicans will win the House and the Democrats will win the Senate.
I think the Republicans will win both the House and the Senate.
I think the Democrats will win the House and I don’t know about the Senate.
I think the Republicans will win the House and I don’t know about the Senate.
I think the Democrats will win the Senate and I don’t know about the House.
I think the Republicans will win the Senate and I don’t know about the House.
I don’t know.
What do you hope the results will be?
I hope the Democrats win both the House and the Senate.
I hope the Democrats win the House and the Republicans win the Senate.
I hope the Republicans win the House and the Democrats win the Senate.
I hope the Republicans win both the House and the Senate.
I don’t care.
Which of these defunct or dying stores have you ever shopped at?
Higbee’s
Marshall Field’s
Woolworth
Tower Records
K-Mart (I guess there are still a few still open, but not many)
Blockbuster
Shopko
None of the above
Do you think that you, personally, where you are in life right now, would make a good US Senator?
Why yes, I am qualified for the position and would work sincerely, and diligently for the benefit of my consitutents.
Why yes, I have an incredibly overinflated opinion of myself; I am naturally amazing at everything I do!
I may not be qualified, but I would love to run in order to gain the power and prestige for myself.
I may not be qualified, but I would work sincerely and diligently for the monetary benefit to myself.
I may not be qualified, but I can be counted on to be a puppet of my party.
I am not qualified in the traditional sense, but I would be great as a troll/disruptor to achieve my goal of anarchy/amusement!
I am not qualified, but why should that stop me from seeking the office of US Senator?
I am not qualified, therefore I am not interested in seeking the office of US Senator.
I do not consider myself qualified to be a US Senator, and would do a terrible job in comparison to many who have held or are now holding the office. Nevertheless, I could do a better job than at least a couple of the people who are in there now.
Do you think you’re qualified for any political office? Choose all that apply.
Local school board, transportation board, dog catcher, sanitation, some other local office.
City council or county commission
Sheriff
Mayor
State/provincial legislature/parliament
Governor
State insurance commissioner, treasurer, attorney general, or similar if your state/province elects such offices.
House of Representatives / House of Commons / Your nation’s “lower” house
Senate / House of Lords / Your nation’s “upper” house
President / Prime Minister / Head of State
King / Queen
I’m not qualified for any political office
What’s on your kitchen counters right now?
Salt/pepper shakers
Oil cruet
Knife block
Spice rack
Dry food storage jar(s)
Utensil jar
Sugar bowl
Fruit bowl
Cookbooks
Part 2
Paper towel dispenser
Dish rack
Dish drying pad
Dish soap dispenser
Hand soap dispenser
Dish towel
Dish sponge
Decorative jar(s)
Decorative plant (real or fake)
Cutting board(s)
Part 3
Electric kettle
Coffee maker
Coffee grinder
Toaster
Toaster oven
Crock pot
Stand mixer
Bread maker
Vaccum sealer
Juicer
Microwave
InstantPot
Rice maker
My dirty dishes right now in the kitchen are:
Clean!
A couple of things. Whatever.
A meal’s worth. I’ll clean it up shortly.
I should get after this, it’s been a couple days.
I really really need to load the washer and I can’t see my sink.
Hindu, atheist mold and insects abound. I hear scary music and growling.
You just won the billion-dollar Powerball. You have 50 coworkers at your company, who are all nice folks. How much money do you share with them as a parting gift as you quit your job?
Less than $100,000 apiece
$100,000 to $300,000 apiece
$300,000 to $1 million apiece
More than $1 million apiece
I wouldn’t give them anything.
I’m single and would consider marrying
I’m single and will never marry
I’m divorced and would consider remarrying
I’m divorced and will never remarry
I’m widowed and would consider remarrying
I’m widowed and will never remarry
Number of times I’ve been married:
0
1
2
3
4 or more
I’m in the middle of the ceremony at the moment, can you hold?
I’ve been currently married
1-3 years
3-7 years
8-12 years
12-18 years
18-24 years
24-30 years
30-37 years
38-45 years
46-55 years
55+ years
I’m in the middle of the ceremony at the moment, can you hold?
My longest previous marriage (now terminated) was:
1-3 years
3-7 years
8-12 years
12-18 years
18-24 years
24-30 years
30-37 years
38-45 years
46-55 years
55+ years
I’m in the middle of the ceremony at the moment, can you hold?
