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You can take a pill that has an 90% likelihood of giving you an enormous mental benefit - much improved intelligence, wisdom, happiness, clarity, love, release from stress - but there’s a 10% chance that it will instead give you schizophrenia/bipolar/mania/psychosis for life. Yay or nay?

  • take the pill
  • no

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Someone in your family has tested positive (once) for Covid, but has no symptoms. Someone else in your family is immunocompromised. Your whole family is planning to have Thanksgiving together at a third party’s house. Which person should stay home on Thanksgiving?

  • The person who tested positive.
  • The person who is immunocompromised.
  • Both of them
  • Neither of them

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Slightly different scenario:
Someone in your family has some symptoms of Covid, and tested positive once, and negative 24 hours later. Someone else in your family is immunocompromised. Which person should stay home on Thanksgiving?

  • The person who tested positive.
  • The person who is immunocompromised.
  • Both of them
  • Neither of them

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And for completeness: the person has tested positive for Covid and has all kinds of symptoms. Who should stay home

  • The person who tested positive.
  • The person who is immunocompromised.
  • Both of them
  • Neither of them

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Similar scenario(s) but the immunocompromised person is not actually immunocompromised, but just super-careful/fearful of their health.

  • Immunocompromised or just careful, the onus is still on that person to stay away
  • Immunocompromised or just careful, the onus is still on the positive-testing person to stay away
  • My answers are different if the person is immunocompromised or just careful.

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You can take a poll that has an 90% likelihood of giving you an enormous mental benefit - much improved intelligence, wisdom, happiness, clarity, love, release from stress - but there’s a 10% chance that it will instead give you schizophrenia/bipolar/mania/psychosis for life. Yay or nay?

  • take the poll
  • no

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Have you drank any soda today?
  • Yes
  • Nope
  • No, but I probably will later
  • No, but now I want some
  • I don’t drink soda

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The polls in this thread:

  • At least one has given me enormous mental benefit
  • At least one has given me schizophrenia

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Do you do the New York Times Sunday crossword?

  • Yes, pretty much every week
  • Fairly often
  • Once in a while
  • Rarely
  • I have never done it

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What do you most associate with the phrase “Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!”?

  • Drag races
  • Tractor pulls
  • Monstor truck rallies
  • Two or more of them about equally
  • That phrase means nothing to me

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The day before Thanksgiving is always a busy travel day in the United States. Did you travel in the United States yesterday? For this poll, let’s define traveling as meaning that you woke up today somewhere different from where you woke up yesterday.

  • Yes.
  • I was in the United States, but I didn’t travel.
  • I was not in the United States at all yesterday.
  • other

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If you drive a car powered by gas or diesel, do you keep a log of distance and fuel consumption?

  • Yes, all or most of the time
  • No, never or almost never
  • I don’t drive a car that uses liquid fuel

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How comfortable are you bringing up and speaking about issues of race, sex, religion, LGBT, politics, or other sensitive topics in a public situation where something needs addressing, in front of a diverse audience?

  • very comfortable, no problem
  • somewhat OK with it
  • I’d prefer not to and do not feel comfortable doing so

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Salted/seasoned dry-roasted peanuts. I prefer:
  • Halves
  • Wholes
  • It doesn’t matter
  • I don’t eat those things

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Number of emails I get every day
Across every email account I maintain, work and home, excluding stuff filtered into folders I’ll get to eventually. The daily mail I have to sort through and deal with so I don’t miss something important

  • 1-5
  • 6-15
  • 14-35
  • 36-45
  • 36-50
  • 50-75
  • 76-150
  • Legions

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  • I use extensive filtering of my email into folders
  • What is a filter?
  • I’m a hardass and can sort my own stuff
  • Bacon Hindu Athiests

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In view of changing medical circumstances in the US especially, and presuming no one was known to be positive for COVID during your Thanksgiving Holiday are YOU

  • Intending to wear a Mask for the next two weeks or more? (you may have been exposed COVID/Flu/etc)
  • Intending to wear a Mask for the next two weeks or more? (those around you may have been exposed COVID/Flu/etc)
  • Not intending to wear a Mask in the immediate future (took precautions at TG and are otherwise careful the rest of the time)
  • Not intending to wear a Mask in the immediate future (not enough other people will bother to make it a significant advantage)
  • Didn’t even consider either before reading this poll.
  • Don’t have the option to wear a mask (for example at work) and therefore find it moot.
  • BHA

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You’re making exactly one sandwich to eat right now. What’s on it?

  • White bread
  • Ciabatta roll
  • French roll
  • Onion roll
  • Rye bread
  • Sourdough
  • Focaccia
  • Multigrain
  • Pita
  • Hamburger bun

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  • Turkey
  • Ham
  • Chicken (sliced thin)
  • Chicken (grilled)
  • Chicken (breaded/fried)
  • Roast beef
  • Salami
  • Mortadella
  • Capicola
  • Corned beef
  • Pastrami
  • Fish (breaded/fried)

0 voters

  • Provolone
  • Swiss
  • Munster
  • American
  • Cheddar
  • Jack
  • Pepper Jack

0 voters

  • Aioli
  • Mayo
  • Miracle Whip
  • Mustard
  • Ketchup
  • Thousand island
  • Italian dressing

0 voters

  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Onion
  • Jalapenos
  • Pepperoncini
  • Sprouts
  • Pickles (dill)
  • Pickles (sweet)
  • Sauerkraut
  • Relish (sweet)
  • Relish (dill)
  • Avocado
  • Cucumbers
  • Bell pepper

0 voters

  • I love an elaborate sandwhich, gimme everything!
  • A sandwhich is meat, bread, cheese. Nothing else.

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(ETA Ugh, did I really misspell “sandwich” twice? ?)

  • Yes. Yes, you did.

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Are you shopping on Black Friday? For purposes of this poll, only count in person shopping at brick and mortar stores.

  • Yes! I love hunting for bargains.
  • Yes. I’d rather not be, but I found a good deal on something I want/need so I braved the crowds.
  • No. I have nothing against Black Friday shopping, but there’s nothing I need/want this year.
  • No! I specifically avoid shopping on Black Friday.
  • I don’t live in the US, and Black Friday isn’t a thing here.

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When you most recently voted, did you vote a straight ticket or split your votes between parties?

  • I voted a straight ticket (and was still given the option to do so)
  • I voted a straight ticket (but had to manually chose each candidate in the party)
  • I voted a split ticket and my vote for governor aligns with my party affiliation
  • I voted a split ticket and my vote for governor doesn’t align with my party affiliation
  • I voted a split ticket and I don’t feel I have a party affiliation

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You must give up one of these inventions forever:

  • Automatic dishwasher
  • Automatic garage door opener
  • GPS navigation
  • Keurig coffee maker
  • Microwave oven
  • TV remote

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