Polls only: No discussion

[John_DiFool]

[Note: was already formulating before I saw this thread in FQ]

Your pre-K child, ages 2-5 (for the purposes of this poll assume you mean your youngest, even if they are older now) is in a public place, and is crying up a storm.The probability that he/she is in actual distress is

• 100%
• 75%
• 50%
• 25%
• 10%
• 5%
• 1%
• 0%

[De_La_Rue]

The adjective form of De La Rue is…

• De La Ruvian
• De La Rue-esque
• De La Ruish
• Funny, you don’t look De La Ruish

[elfkin477]

We’re going to talk to kids. Not your own kids, but kids in general. If you needed answers to some very basic W questions like, Where did ___ go? What just happened? Why did you do that?, at what age would you begin to expect most average kids to generally be able to answer with accurate/useful information?

• Younger than 3 years old
• 3 years old
• 4 years old
• 5 years old
• 6 years old
• 7 years old
• 8 years old
• Older than 8 years old

[Karen_Lingel]

If someone asked you “Why did you do that?” would you be able to give them accurate and useful information? (Poll is NOT public.)

• No, and I’m 10-20 years old
• No, and I’m 20-30 years old
• No, and I’m 30-40 years old
• No, and I’m 40-50 years old
• No, and I’m 50-60 years old
• No, and I’m more than 60 years old
• Yes, and I’m 10-20 years old
• Yes, and I’m 20-30 years old
• Yes, and I’m 30-40 years old
• Yes, and I’m 40-50 years old
• Yes, and I’m 50-60 years old
• Yes, and I’m more than 60 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m 10-20 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m 20-30 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m 30-40 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m 40-50 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m 50-60 years old
• Maybe/sometimes, and I’m more than 60 years old

[squeegee]

My daily driver is a:

• Sedan
• Luxury sedan
• Sports sedan
• Coup
• Roadster/spider
• Muscle car
• Pickup 2 door
• Pickup 4 door
• Hatchback
• SUV full size
• SUV mid size
• SUV crossover
• Minivan
• Sports car
• Classic/vintage car
• RV
• Van
• Conversion Van
• Model T
• Hindu/Atheist tuk tuk / Oscar Meyer Weinermobile

My daily driver type is:

• ICE
• EV
• Hybrid
• Powered by flying screaming goats

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

You must give up one of these inventions forever:

• Automatic dishwasher
• Automatic garage door opener
• GPS navigation
• Microwave oven
• TV remote

[Karen_Lingel]

Are you, or have you ever been, jealous of someone to the point where you were unreasonably mean or nasty to them?

• Yes.
• Maybe.
• I don’t think so.
• No.

Have you ever been jealous of someone to the point where it affected your life in a non-negligible way (e.g., you were mean to them, or you were depressed about it, or you skipped events to avoid the person, or…) Do not count negligible things like spending 10 minutes wishing you could win $100 in the lottery.

• Yes.
• Maybe.
• I don’t think so.
• No.

Have you ever thought that someone in your life was being unreasonably mean or nasty to YOU because they are/were jealous of YOU?

• Yes.
• Maybe.
• I don’t think so,
• No.

Do you watch Judge Judy?

• Frequently.
• Sometimes.
• Rarely.
• Never. Judge who?

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

You must give up one of these inventions forever:

• Automatic dishwasher
• GPS navigation
• Microwave oven
• TV remote

[Buck_Godot]

When you and your significant other travel in the same car to a local destination is there one person who usually (>75% of the time) drives.

• I am in a heterosexual couple and the woman drives most of the time
• I am in a heterosexual couple and the man drives most of the time
• I am in a heterosexual couple and we drive about equal amounts of the time.
• I am in a homosexual couple and one of drives most of the time.
• I am in a homosexual couple and we drive about equal amounts of the time.

If one member of the couple drives most often is this because?

• They are the better driver
• They have the nicer car
• They like driving more or at least hate driving less
• No particular reason just habit
• Other

[PookahMacPhellimey]

Very mediocre sex is better than no sex at all.

• I agree
• I disagree

[Fear_Itself]

Black licorice

• Like it
• Love it

[Maus_Magill]

Aperitif?

• Anisette
• Ouzo
• Jagermeister
• Pastis
• Raki
• Sambuca

[RollOutTheBarrel]

Do you like eggnog?

• Yes
• No
• I’ve never tried it.
• other

[Wheelz]

A new scientific breakthrough guarantees that you will live to 100 in relatively good health.
All you have to do is eat a bowl of completely flavorless paste 3 times a day with a glass of plain still water.
But this is all you may eat or drink. Not a single bite or sip of anything else, ever.

Alternately, it has been determined that you will die on your 65th birthday if you don’t choose the paste. But until then, you are able to eat or drink whatever you want with no detrimental effects.

(This is a hypothetical. If you’re already over 65, you can still vote.)

• I’ll take those extra 35 years; it’s worth giving up all my favorite and varied food and drink.
• Nope. It’s the shorter life and good eatin’ for me.

[Thudlow_Boink]

Aperetif!

• Gesundheit!
• Bless you!
• other

[Hatchie]

Which is correct?

• “Hiccups”
• “Hiccoughs”
• Either is acceptable

[WildaBeast]

How do you pronounce HVAC?

• H-V-A-C
• H-Vac
• Other (I can’t imagine what other pronunciation there could be, so please explain your response in the discussion thread)

[Karen_Lingel]

To which group do you belong?

• People who want to drive 45 mph or slower on the freeway
• People who want to drive 55 mph or faster in residential neighborhoods
• Both groups
• Neither group

[Hatchie]

If someone hiccups/ hiccoughs, what would you prefer as a standard response?

• “…et nunc!”
• “Wallaby!”
• “Bunnybunnybunny!”
• “Fluffernutter!”
• “Hannibal!”
• “Skål!”
• “Gilbert!”
• None of these.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

You must give up one of these inventions forever:

• Automatic dishwasher
• GPS navigation
• Microwave oven