A patient fears they may get some terrible disease. How low would the likelihood have to be for you, a doctor, to feel appropriate to tell them their chances are “highly unlikely?”
- below 20%
- below 10%
- below 5%
- below 1%
- below 0.1%
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Liver (food)
- Yes, please!
- Sometimes. Depends largely on what kind of liver and/or how it’s prepared.
- Maybe. Not usually a fan, but I’m willing to give it a try if it’s front of me in a very small portion, preferably with a toothpick and a napkin.
- No thank you.
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Regarding whether you can answer question 6 here, and your opinion about it:
- I got it! I think it’s a fair question.
- I got it, but I don’t think it’s a fair question
- I didn’t get it, but I think it’s fair
- I didn’t get it and I don’t think it’s fair
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And for Question 5, did you read it as “Hindu-Atheist empire”?
- Yes
- No
- What? It’s NOT “Hindu-Atheist”?!?!?!
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You must give up one of these inventions forever:
- Microwave oven
- GPS navigation
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The median merge speed of any vehicle ahead of you on a highway on-ramp in your local area is:
- 75 or higher
- 70
- 65
- 60
- 55
- 50
- 45
- 40
- 35 or lower
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- I like my given name
- I don’t like my given name
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- I prefer a short form of my given name
- I go by my middle name
- I answer to a nickname form of my last name
- I prefer my given name, full stop
- I go by another name not on my birth certificate
- I answer to no one
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How long (timewise) is your longest Spotify playlist?
- I don’t have a Spotify playlist / I don’t use Spotify
- Less than five minutes
- 5-15 minutes
- 15-30 minutes
- 30-60 minutes
- 1-2 hours
- 2-3 hours
- 3-5 hours
- 5-10 hours
- 10-24 hours
- 1-2 days
- More than two days because why not?
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- I used to like my given name, but now I don’t
- I used to not like my given name, but now I do.
- My name is Karen…
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Has anyone ever asked you some form of “where are your people from”?
- I’m not White and this has happened to me.
- I’m not White and this has never happened to me.
- I’m White and this has happened to me.
- I’m White and this has never happened to me.
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Have you ever had someone become upset when you corrected their wrong idea of “where your people are from”?
- I’m white, this has happened to me
- I’m white, this hasn’t happened to me
- I’m not white, this has happened to me
- I’m not white, this hasn’t happened to me
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- The Sopranos
- Breaking Bad
- Peaky Blinders
- Ozark
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Which shows have you seen?
- The Sopranos: none at all
- The Sopranos: little to some
- The Sopranos: medium amount
- The Sopranos: most to all
- Breaking Bad: none at all
- Breaking Bad: little to some
- Breaking Bad: medium amount
- Breaking Bad: most to all
- Peaky Blinders: none at all
- Peaky Blinders: little to some
- Peaky Blinders: medium amount
- Peaky Blinders: most to all
- Ozark: none at all
- Ozark: little to some
- Ozark: medium amount
- Ozark: most to all
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Hyphens
- I like them and use them because they promote understanding.
- I don’t understand their usage.
- I don’t see how hyphens promote understanding.
- I hate them with the heat of a thousand suns and refuse to use them.
- I love chaos and misunderstanding and refuse to use them.
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When typing, do you give a rat’s patootie with regard to em dashes and en dashes and whether you are using them properly?
- Yes, absolutely
- Sorta
- I don’t give any sort of rat’s patootie
- Rat’s patootie?
- Em dash? En dash? What in thunderation are you on about?
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You find yourself in a square 4’x4’ white room with no door. There is a metal grate on the floor and a light in the ceiling. One wall is glass, facing two other identical rooms in a triangular arrangement with a small enclosed area in between all of you.
Inside one of the other rooms, your oldest, closest friend, whoever that may be. In the other room, their spouse/SO, who you’ve never gotten along with. You might even hate them.
You are all conscious and can hear each other. A disembodied voice comes on and says you have to make a choice. Panels on the walls on both sides of you open and a button slides out of each one, labeled “Kill Left” and “Kill Right,” respectively. The voice explains that whoever you choose, their room will fill with water and they will drown. Once one of them is dead, you and the remaining person will be released into an 800 square foot studio apartment where you will be confined together for the rest of your natural lives. All of your needs for survival will be provided. Any food you request will be brought for you. The apartment is well appointed and comfortable, but there is no computer, television, telephone, or even a window to the outside. You have 90 seconds to choose. If you do not make a choice, all of you will die.
A kitchen timer set to 90 seconds drops onto the floor in between all of you and starting ticking down. The spouse/SO’s window turns opaque and now only you and your friend can hear each other.
Your friend begs you to kill them and let their spouse/SO live. They say they will never, ever forgive you if you kill their spouse/SO.
The timer keeps ticking down. What do you do?
- I kill my friend.
- I kill my friend’s spouse/SO.
- I let the time run out and we all die.
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Who would you rather vote for?
- a liberal Republican
- a conservative Democrat
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You must give up one of these vehicle options forever:
- Backup camera
- Cruise control
- Electric windows
- Intermittent wipers
- Streaming entertainment
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A genie offers you a monthly subscription to one of the products below. You may pick the flavor and quantity. That flavor/quantity will magically appear on your kitchen counter at 6am on the first of every month.
- Pop-Tarts
- Beef Jerky
- No thanks – I don’t want either of these products
- No thanks – it is too creepy to have stuff magically appear on my kitchen counter.
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Cheetos:
- Crunchy
- Poofy
- Some variety of hot
- Some form of flavor not mentioned
- Both? Both. Both. Both is good.
- None for me, thank you.
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